...methinks there is an opportunity for a betting scandal here, all we need to do is bribe the club captain to nominate Big Guy to take penalties if we haven't already scored, we have already bet on him to get the first goal and take the bookies to the cleaners...
Perseus, Charlie has scored more recently than Butters, March against Plymouth, or in July against B'Muff if you count pre-season games.
But agreed the odds on Guy should be lower if you look at the goal tallies over the last couple of years. But we don't need to ADVERTISE that fact to the bookies, eh?
But when did Charlie last score with his left foot after a headed knock-down from Tank? Surely the bookies can be taken to the cleaners - all we have to do is persuade Charlie and Tank to lumber up to the penalty box, and loiter whilst Carole or Albert lob in crosses. The odds must be fantastic...! We could make millions.....