When are you going to die?

[junior]

Death Clock


According to this im going to die on January 28th 2045

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'm going out with a bang. Me and Henry Kelly. Two dynamite dildos and a confused horse. My will shall read thusly:
Dear Readers
I am glad to put me out of your misery. May you all die, as i have, with the grace you were born. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

M Ball esq.

 

[Bakesy]

November 8th 2037................
Why couldn't it be in the summer, when there is no football on.
I must remember not to get a season ticket that year..........


Ok, so i'm dying...........better go out with a bang

 

[robbied69]

Bloody hell, looks like i'll be around a bit

July 21, 2079.

Better no that in my diary. I'll be 98. Should I still be at work, I better tell them I'm on extended holiday.

 

[Wardy]

May 23 2038.

Sod that will still be under retirment age.

 

[shingle]

Oh shit

I know I've a weight problem, but the 6th february 2007 is a bit ridiculous

 

[Trigger]

Monday, September 30, 2041

 

[Scarface]

Wednesday, November 28, 2074. Better tell the people planning my 92nd Birthday not to bother as it looks like I'll be dying the day before!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

ill be 99 according to mine. how crap

18 days off my 100th!

 

[Da Man Clay]

Wednesday, April 19, 2084

I will be nearly 97.

Dont think ill be lasting that long!

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

Monday, October 3rd, 2005.

Bollocks, I'll miss the Palace game

 

[Shegull]

Monday, April 14, 2036 - that will probably be Easter Monday that year

 

[Halftime Oranges]

August 14th 2072 i'm going to be here for a while

 

[Halftime Oranges]

It's my birthday

 

[eastlondonseagull]

28/8/2046, I'll be 74

 

[Alby]

Apparently i will be 73

 

[B.M.F]

Friday, July 22, 2067 93 years old mmmm don't think so some how. Want to die before dementia sets in

 

[Biscuit]

August 22, 2086.

100.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

After George Best

 

[surrey jim]

Thursday, February 6, 2059
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