***WHC IX: Semi Final 2***

[Bladders]

We'll never know. That's like saying I bet Lionel Messi would be the best in the world at Cricket, he's just never played it.

Is it?

 

[Mellotron]

Is it?

Pretty much. An entirely unprovable theory, and therefore worth nothing to the WHC. Sadly so many people still do not understand how the competition works. Fortunately, year by year more people appear to be educating themselves, hence 3 decent semi finalists this year.

 

[Withdean11]

I'm open to be convinced on this one. I really like both of these beasts. Should be the final.

 

[Giraffe]

I'm voting bear because it is cute. The croc is just dull.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

The croc will only attack because he's scared you're going to put a TOWEL over his face and make it all dark, or you're DARING to put a deadly elastic band over his mouth.

The bear will attack because he wants to see you suffer, no matter who you are.

The bear is clearly harder.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Why are apex predators even allowed IN the competition? Sake. Embarrassing.

I'm with you on this. Of course, we'll have to rename the competition 'WHCEATAHO*'

*World's Hardest Creature Except All The Actual Hard Ones

 

[Mellotron]

I'm with you on this. Of course, we'll have to rename the competition 'WHCEATAHO*'

*World's Hardest Creature Except All The Actual Hard Ones

Except the ones that DON'T DO ANYTHING REMOTELY HARD AT ALL.

Corrected for you

 

[Perkino]

I would rather be up against a croc than a bear

 

[Simster]

Why are apex predators even allowed IN the competition? Sake. Embarrassing.

Good Lord what a poor quality remark.

Worthy of Mutts Nutts himself, in fact.

 

[Mellotron]

Still seems we have further to go than initially thought...

 

[Mellotron]

Good Lord what a poor quality remark.

Worthy of Mutts Nutts himself, in fact.

OK. I'll go reeeeeeeaaaaaallllllyyyyyy slow.

If a thing

doesn't


do


anything





even remotely






hard






how






is





it





hard?

Please let me know if that's still a bit "complex".

 

[Simster]

But you're calling on all Apex predators to be banned, regardless of whether they're hard or not.

Would you like me to say that a bit slower for you?

 

[Hillian1]

Why is it always the same idiot who tries to dictate the rules.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

The Malayan Sun Bear - Surprise or provoke him and in your in the shit. I fact he's the only bear that will charge humans for no reason. He just wants to inflict some damage.

Vs

Saltwater Croc, so powerful it is defeated by an elastic band and it's sits underwater hiding for days

I think the phrase is 'it's a no-brainer'
Vote Bear

 

[hans kraay fan club]

So according to [MENTION=12101]Mellotron[/MENTION] , a salt water croc swimming out to SEA to eat SHARKS just for giggles, isn't hard. A tiger trying to climb UP an elephant to attack it's human rider, or ploughing into a herd of 1 tonne, horned buffalo, isn't hard?




All because El Hadj-badger got gubbed again. Someone call mello a waaaaaaambulance.

 

[narly101]

Sun Bear - all. Day. Long.

It rips your face off for giggles.

 

[maltaseagull]

Thing is, most of the badger haters won't want the Bear or the Wolverine winning either, they'll be firmly in the Croc camp because he's just too OBVIOUS.

The best possible outcome for a thumb in the eye of the anti-badgerista's would be a Wolverine v Bear final.

Vote #BearvWolverine

I voted croc before I read this. Anything to beat the bear will do.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Is that why a croc shits itself when a hippo is nearby?

Salt water crocs don't live on the same continent as hippos.

Team Croc - can swim out to sea to kill and eat sharks, can lose a limb and survive. He's hard!!

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Salt water crocs don't live on the same continent as hippos.

Team Croc - can swim out to sea to kill and eat sharks, can lose a limb and survive. He's hard!!

I can lose a limb and survive but nobody on the planet would call me hard.

 

[Guinness Boy]

I don't care and neither does the animal that OBVIOUSLY deserves the crown.



However, I'm all in on the croc on this one #AnythingButTheTeddy