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What's your Tory MP name?
- Thread starter Tarpon
- Start date
Walter Jalan-Beer. Hmm.
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
George Upper Rock Gardens-Gardener
Yeah, it doesn't really work.
Yeah, it doesn't really work.
BangaloreGull
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Mmm I am quite liking Clarence Broadway-Jones
Theatre of Trees
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Raymond Luxury Yacht
Arthur De La Warr-Nope Can't Remember
Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
Lindfield23
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- Dec 14, 2016
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Harold Portsmouth-Rodriguez
sounds a bit foreign to me
sounds a bit foreign to me
theboybilly
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The Right Honourable Michael Bannockburn-Fyffe MP
Machiavelli
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Insel affe
HellBilly
Pomeroy Old Fort C@ntfacenipplehead
Machiavelli
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Mabel Water-Cooperman*
* I've forgotten the names of all my headmasters (there weren't any such mistresses back in my day), so I've included (a *******ised version of) my son's.
* I've forgotten the names of all my headmasters (there weren't any such mistresses back in my day), so I've included (a *******ised version of) my son's.
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
- 26,121
James Pentland Cable-Robbie.
The headmaster's name was ready hyphenated. I like that name. Good solid old Tory sounding chap. He's a hanger, a flogger and a firm believer in the benefits of early rises, cold showers and emotional detachment.
Schooled at Stowe and Cambridge and unlike other undergraduates in the 30s, detested socialism. Flirted with Fascism before the war but found the far-right too full of pooves and proles.
He rose to become Home Office Minister under Anthony Eden but had to resign after a scandal involving a young actress, rubber hosing and a cuckoo clock.
Was awarded the MC in the war but also suffered the ignominy of shooting his own bollocks off when drunkenly trying to fight off 3 Eyetie waiters after a scuffle in a restaurant in Naples during the liberation of Italy.
The headmaster's name was ready hyphenated. I like that name. Good solid old Tory sounding chap. He's a hanger, a flogger and a firm believer in the benefits of early rises, cold showers and emotional detachment.
Schooled at Stowe and Cambridge and unlike other undergraduates in the 30s, detested socialism. Flirted with Fascism before the war but found the far-right too full of pooves and proles.
He rose to become Home Office Minister under Anthony Eden but had to resign after a scandal involving a young actress, rubber hosing and a cuckoo clock.
Was awarded the MC in the war but also suffered the ignominy of shooting his own bollocks off when drunkenly trying to fight off 3 Eyetie waiters after a scuffle in a restaurant in Naples during the liberation of Italy.
West Hoathly Seagull
Honorary Ruffian
Arthur Taylor-Flecker. No, not really.
My 'real' one is John Ringles-Rebbit, which strangely I quite like and may start using.
Certainly, should I ever write a book that will be my nom de plume
KingKev
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Jack Shootingfield-Webster
Not so sure.....maybe I'll get some monogrammed shirts and some name labels for Cranners to sew into my socks; see how I grow into being good old JS-W....
Not so sure.....maybe I'll get some monogrammed shirts and some name labels for Cranners to sew into my socks; see how I grow into being good old JS-W....
Biscuit Barrel
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Brian Rushlake - Fletcher