Whats your best "Only Fools And Horses" moment

[Les Biehn]

'Denzel, nicht buyen.' The best line ever from Only Fools and Horses.

 

[bhafc4eva]

The black baby episode was one of the best.

 

[robbied69]

way to many clips to choose from. The scene where he and Rodney were dressed as Batman almost made me p1$$ myself.

 

[chez]

The episode with the pregnant german girl.

Del : Can anyone speak German?
Albert : Yeah I learnt some in the war.
ALbert to girl : Vot is Yur Nim?



Classic moment with some excellent facial expressions.

 

[Shegull]

Quality programme but what about Trigger - nothing short of brilliant.

When talking to Mike about what Del and Raquel plan on calling their soon-to-be-born child, Trigger tells him, "If it's a girl then they're gonna call it Sigourney, after an actress. If it's a boy, then they're gonna call it Rodney, after Dave"


Trigger proudly displays a medal to anyone who will look which he was awarded by the local council for having contributed to the community by using the same brush for the past 20 years. He then proudly holds up the brush and claims "Maintained it for 20 years. This old broom's had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time." When Sid inquires how it can be classed as the same brush, Trigger angrily shows him a picture of him receiving the medal and demands "Well there's a picture of it, what more proof do you need?"

 

[Shirty]

Just the consistently funniest programme on telly. Ever. Too many funny moments to mention, but are there any episodes that stick out as being poor ? Despite it being in the poll, I think the Florida holiday isn't quite up to par - its great till they get there, but then becomes a bit sub-standard.

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

One of my favourite lines was when Del is doing dinner for Raquels family, and Albert makes the gravy with coffee.

Del - Not only has he capsized in every boat he's sailed in, he's now done a gravy boat

 

[The Large One]

Anybody recognise where the Hang Gliding scenes were filmed?

Do tell.

 

[Northstander]

Just the consistently funniest programme on telly. Ever. Too many funny moments to mention, but are there any episodes that stick out as being poor ? Despite it being in the poll, I think the Florida holiday isn't quite up to par - its great till they get there, but then becomes a bit sub-standard.

It went downhill as soon as raquel and Casandra were introduced!

 

[chez]

Do tell.

Ive always presumed it was Devils Dyke. I may be wrong though.

 

[Northstander]

they do hang-gliding up on the south downs area near Lancing/steyning way I think

 

[zeemeeuw]

they do hang-gliding up on the south downs area near Lancing/steyning way I think

Steyning is correct!

 

[Beach Hut]

Much of that Peckham Spring episode was filmed in Brighton.

The allotment where the 'spring' was discovered was filmed at the allotments in Bevendean. The Nag's Head was at the pub in Lower Bevendean - the name of which escapes me. The depot scene where they're dropping off the yellow gunk is at Hove Dump. Then, of course, there's the Grand Hotel.

Great episode.

Yep we watched it being filmed as it was out the back of my mother-in-laws house.

I thought Ardingly Reservoir was used.

 

[Knightsworld]

Another incident that i haven't seen mentioned on here so far is the one where Del & Rodney go into a lake to catch a rare butterfly that was worth a few quid.

Eventually Del gets out and is holding the butterfly cupped in his hands when Denzil comes skating by, and Del says something along the lines of i've got your 2 grand (or something), holds out his hand and Denzil gives him the high fives as he skates past, thus killing the butterfly.

Seriously funny moment.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Another incident that i haven't seen mentioned on here so far is the one where Del & Rodney go into a lake to catch a rare butterfly that was worth a few quid.

Eventually Del gets out and is holding the butterfly cupped in his hands when Denzil comes skating by, and Del says something along the lines of i've got your 2 grand (or something), holds out his hand and Denzil gives him the high fives as he skates past, thus killing the butterfly.

Seriously funny moment.

Del says "Denzel I've got your money"

Denzil says "Great, I'll see you down the pub later."

Denzil then slaps Dels hands with the butterfly in them and then skates off.

 

[Rambo]

Jolly Boys Outing, pure class.

How many off us lads have been away on trips like that?

Brilliant.

 

[Beach Hut]

I actually thought one of the funniest scenes was in that bar when they went to France after Uncle Albert had died and all those blokes looked like him with beards

 

[Dawsey]

I love Trigger's line at the bus stop in the Jolly Boys Outing episode.

Boycie: My son is being christened next week.
Sid: I've got a café to run.
Mike: I've got a pub to run.
Trigger: And I've lost my dolphin.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Isn't the title of this thread an oxymoron?

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

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