What's the worst trouble you got into at school?

[jcdenton08]

the joys of that place on the hill.

St Dunstan's?

 

[sureyyathegodofthephonein]

ohryght we have some bad lads on here
i remember my last day at school
me and my mates were walking home chanting at the other kids

"you've got to go to school tommorow we aint we aint"

 

[SNOOBS]

I hardly did anything

In junior school I, along with about 10 others, stole some fizzy drinks from a store cupboard, and we all got caught. The headteacher gave US all letters to take to our parents, but I just threw it away. Everyone else said they did the same until the headteacher came up to me and said my parents were the only ones not to contact her

 

[vitusvivi]

I broke into school and shat on a desk but they never caught me!

 

[sureyyathegodofthephonein]

I broke into school and shat on a desk but they never caught me!

They could still

 

[purple hooded warrior]

i shagged my arts teacher didnt get caught now she teachers my son how weird

 

[otk]

Got caught in the bogs with of a few of my mates looking at a dirty book I'd 'acquired' from the local sweets/pornography shop. Got called up to see the deputy head and gave him some flannel about me and my older brother having the same jacket and me putting his jacket on that morning by mistake and coming across the mag in the pocket. Add to that some waffle about laddish inquisitiveness about the opposite sex and I walked on the charge

Heard a few years later that the bloke had driven up to Beachy Head on the one way journey

Ho hum

 

[chesneyhawkes]

I put a bottle of acid in another kids school bag with the assistance of another pupil. The bottle broke and burnt a hole through his bag and trousers. We were called to the headmasters office who gave us a grilling but my memory is awful and i didnt have a clue what he was on about when he asked me about a bottle in a bag. The other kid Toby Williams got suspended i believe. I am sure the bottle said diluted on it so was surprised by the level of damage it could cause

 

[otk]

I put a bottle of acid in another kids school bag with the assistance of another pupil. The bottle broke and burnt a hole through his bag and trousers. We were called to the headmasters office who gave us a grilling but my memory is awful and i didnt have a clue what he was on about when he asked me about a bottle in a bag. The other kid Toby Williams got suspended i believe. I am sure the bottle said diluted on it so was surprised by the level of damage it could cause

You didn't confuse diluted with Sulphuric by any chance?

 

[ali jenkins]

Got suspended for 2 days for telling a teacher to 'f*** off'.

It was supposed to be a punishment but giving me a 4-day weekend probably wasnt the best way to do it!

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Tipped over the ice cream van outside the school because the driver was ripping people off.

French bangers - I'm sure we all did that one - I did mine on a school bus.

Forged the headteacher's signature (F Newby, it was too easy!) and wrote lots of "get out of jail free" cards.

Turned the slipper on the teacher who was hitting me with it. A Mr Worsley if I remember rightly. At this point I was playing Rugby for Horsham, so it was his fault for hitting me with it and not seeing the potential repercussions. He cried.

Got kicked by a gay French teacher who thought I had called him gay (I hadn't) so I punched him across the corridor. He got suspended and so did I. We both went back, but he never looked me in the eye again.

Not bad for someone who is now a primary school teacher, eh?!

 

[vitusvivi]

They could still

They could.... they could... Although what would they do to me now

 

[Son of a hillbilly]

I Single-handedly flooded the toilets but my youthful,confused,beano reading self was not held fully responsible, and I did say 'sorry' .

 

[Rowdey]

Got caught with a Holdall full of Air Rifles and Black Widow Catapault's after shooting 4th year's out of the trees - the Cane 3 times..
and
some bird from IBM used to walk right across our footie pitch off Carden ave, so we gave her few 'Hello, Your nice, wanna be my girlfriend' type stuff (not d'ya wanna f*** me type stuff) for a couple of days, then she appeared wth her mate..who was actually old bill..! - cane 3 times..
all by a teacher who used to stand on a chair, and jump down off it to get a bit more force..
he drove off beachy head one day..

 

[The Timekeeper]

Tipped over the ice cream van outside the school because the driver was ripping people off.

French bangers - I'm sure we all did that one - I did mine on a school bus.

Forged the headteacher's signature (F Newby, it was too easy!) and wrote lots of "get out of jail free" cards.

Turned the slipper on the teacher who was hitting me with it. A Mr Worsley if I remember rightly. At this point I was playing Rugby for Horsham, so it was his fault for hitting me with it and not seeing the potential repercussions. He cried.

Got kicked by a gay French teacher who thought I had called him gay (I hadn't) so I punched him across the corridor. He got suspended and so did I. We both went back, but he never looked me in the eye again.

Not bad for someone who is now a primary school teacher, eh?!

Bloody hell, must of been there same time mate. Worsley's slipper was called Horace, had a pair of eyes and sewn on ears. Was Leach there, he once caned me for smoking on the school bus, when he gave me the cane he was puffing away on a Rothman, Bloody hipocrite. Also another good wind up was the legendary Mr Caldwell (aka Cod Eye) The wind up with him was to ask for something i.e Cod eye borrow a ruler sir? f*** me he used go loopy. Happy days.

 

[sureyyathegodofthephonein]

Oh and me and 4 friends while on a French Exchange trip in France

ran around this little town Letting off french Bangers while having no shirts on and as a result the police were chasing us

but we got away scott free

 

[m20gull]

Worst I did was skipped PE and got an end-of-term detention, i.e. doing some penance on the last afternoon of term instead of going home early. We got to tidy up the staff common room and found a bottle of sherry which we drank on the train on the way home.

 

[Emily's Mum]

I told the Headmistress to F*** Off & got a detention. I didn't agree with detention, so I walked out.

Fairly tame I must admit, but I was at Varndean School for ever-so-nie young ladies

 

[Paxton Dazo]

Oh, the snow ball fight with Stringer earned me a 100 minute detention + a phone call home + another 2 hours detention - i dont think so, got me parents to ring up and complain.

we get 1 day a year snow...

 

[footychick]

I murdered the chemistry teacher, but was too young to stand full trial in an adult court, so just got sent to some childrens institute for a couple of years.

Really?