daveinprague
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Was in Prague mate....
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What's The Most Random Thing You've Seen in a Pub?
- Thread starter Mendoza
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Was in Prague mate....
daveinprague
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Frank Frimpong ive known for years...used to come to our reggae dances 
Bevendean Hillbilly
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Frank Frimpong ive known for years...used to come to our reggae dances
#Thats the chap.
Nice bloke.
Nibble
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- Jan 3, 2007
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Not outageous like some of your stories but I found it amusing. was at a pub once with mates, we filled a large table so must have been about ten or so of us. One particularly minging girl that was there had been cracking onto anyone she could all night. She tried it on with one particularly outspoken mate of our as she was sat next to him at the table. She leant in for a smacker, he stood up rapidly sending his chair flying, pointed at her face and yelled "NO"! at the top of his voice. she left the pub quickly with a red face and everyone laughing at her.
Hungry Joe
SINNEN
Many years ago I saw an alcoholic's nose explode in The Ball Tree Inn, Sompting.
A few years ago Lewes played a side called Tow Law Town (in the FA Cup, I think) whom we a right bunch of undesirables from the Newcastle area. They caused quite a bit of mayhem all over Lewes that day. Well outside a pub after a very heavy pre match drinking session and before the game, two drunk Tow Law town fans decided to have a scrap amongst themselves. I watched this fight unfold and as it did so one bloke swung a punch at another his false arm flew right off.
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
The Famous Tow Law Misfits !!
Trufflehound
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Was in a late night dive bar in Brooklyn a few years ago with some friends, and all they served was shit Budweiser in two-pint polystyrene cups, which you needed two hands to control and we quickly christened Bud Buckets (the sort of place where they won't serve glass after midnight). On one side of the room was a TV where Deliverance was playing with the sound off and teletext subtitles on. I officially lost it and was on the floor in hysterics when I glanced up from enjoying watching my mates stuggling to hold their hideoulsy inadequate wobbly beverage containers, just in time to see the subtitles "Squeal like a pig!" and "EEEEE-EEEEE-EEEE-EEEEEE!" flash up on the screen.
I will also always remember Superbowl night in a Cardiff pub many years ago when a very dunk, very rough, and rather too well endowed young lady decided she was going to rollerskate around the bar topless for a laugh. It was all very amusing for a while, until she lost control and veered wildly in my direction, at which point my entire life flashed before my eyes amid a pink sea of pendulously flapping boobery.
I will also always remember Superbowl night in a Cardiff pub many years ago when a very dunk, very rough, and rather too well endowed young lady decided she was going to rollerskate around the bar topless for a laugh. It was all very amusing for a while, until she lost control and veered wildly in my direction, at which point my entire life flashed before my eyes amid a pink sea of pendulously flapping boobery.
maffew
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A midget sniffing coke off his asleep mates bald head while he was asleep, genius
daveinprague
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Seem to remember a tree in a club in Southsea...
Scruffy Malones near Picadilly Circus?
....or indeed (as has been previously suggested) Waxy O'Connors - I'd been drinking at the time
fataddick
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Re Waxy O'Connors. Never been to the London one, but the one in Manchester (in the former Printworks) the tree actually runs up four floors, it's effing massive and the barmaid told me it had been shipped over from Ireland (along with all the bits of church - confessionals etc - that filled the rest of the pub).
There's a few pubs with canals running through them. Only one I've been in is the Canalhouse in Nottingham:
The canal bit that runs through that place is sealed off, but there's a pub in the South West somewhere - wish it could remember the name as I really want to go there - which has an actual functional canal running through it. You can sail into the pub and moor your canalboat up inside when you fancy a pint!
There's a few pubs with canals running through them. Only one I've been in is the Canalhouse in Nottingham:
The canal bit that runs through that place is sealed off, but there's a pub in the South West somewhere - wish it could remember the name as I really want to go there - which has an actual functional canal running through it. You can sail into the pub and moor your canalboat up inside when you fancy a pint!
porkypie
On the road to no where
Tax man shit himself in the bugle, he was in a rite old state!
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
In the early 90s there was a pub in Leuven in Belgium that had an 8-foot-long crocodile sitting in a small enclosure at the front of the bar. I think animal rights activists got them closed down after too many pissants found it hilarious to taunt the poor bugger.
Durlston
"You plonker, Rodney!"
I've always wanted to nick that plastic crocodile from Walkabout in Brighton, getting it home would be a bit of a pisser though.
Superphil
Dismember
I was giving the landlord a hand clearing up some tables in my local one Sunday as he was short staffed, when I went into the kitchen there was the landlords horse, having walked in the back door from its paddock, and licking the dirty plates from the Sunday roast. Not bothered eating in there again since. :blurgh: