What's the most horrible thing you've ever done?

[Sonic]

I suddenly remembered something last night which gave me an idea for this thread.

When I was young, probably about 7 or 8, I did something rather nasty.
I used to wait for snails to get their eyes out fully on the end of those tentacle things, and then cut them off with scissors!
Horrible I know, but I was only young if that's any excuse. And don't tell me you never burned ants with a magnifying glass in the sun.
Anyway, am I the only twisted one, or can anyone top that?

 

[looney]

Try spraying them with salt, especially slugs.

 

[Simster]

Try spraying them with salt, especially slugs.

Wrong answer. Should read "I was nasty to that Bozza once"

 

[Benny Seagull]

i still like pulling the legs off daddy-long-leg's so it's just a tiny body.










i am condemmed to hell.

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

My folks used to have a garden incinerator that was a bit like a dustbin with a small chimney in the centre of the lid.

I used to find snails that were still in their shells and put them on the lid when it was hot - they'd barbecue in their own juices.

I'm going to hell......

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Yikes - sorry Benny, was trying to find the smilie and ended up copying you. Great minds thinking alike and all that.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

I once tried to flush a kitten down the toilet.

This was last week.



(Joke. I was only four or something)

 

[Benny Seagull]

Yikes - sorry Benny, was trying to find the smilie and ended up copying you. Great minds thinking alike and all that.

 

[Rambo]

I killed a snake with my bare hands, back in Nam.

 

[looney]

I was nasty to that Bozza once and he was so upset he started ranting and threatning to pull the plug on the forums. Even though the comments were generaly aimed at all admin and I apologised for confusiing him with Buzza.

What a sensitive soul, aint i evil.



His meltdown at Brightonfans.com was far better though after he was banned from always-skint.

 

[Simster]

I killed a snake with my bare hands, back in Nam.

We had an adder in our garden once in Newick but it wriggled away before I could stamp on it.

I would have been nasty though. Do I win a tenner?

 

[looney]

adders are legitamate targets, ive killed loads, especially good at decapitations with a golf club. Pity there protected now though, i'll have to decapitate badgers instead.

 

[tedebear]

In Queensland (in Australia) they have a cane toad problem - 2 ways to destroy cane toads:

a) when they croak spray white spirit down their open mouth with a garden sprayer - when they croak again throw a match in there - and bobs your uncle - exploded cane toad...

b) they make great golf balls...

so they say

 

[Spiros]

Sonic - what was wrong with buring ants under a magnifying glass? They make a very satisfying 'pop' when they cook. These days I just mass-murder them with either boiling water or chemicals in the pretence of 'keeping the garden tidy'

Looney - slugs are another one. Things got pretty bad on the slug front last summer and on the spur of the moment I went round the garden and collected them all in a bucket, counting as I went. There were more than 300. I then put about a cupful of salt on top of them and watched them turn to jelly. Just to finish it off I added a kettle of boiling water. Like most kids (I am only 38) my attention went elsewhere and when my wife wanted to clean her car a couple of days later she had to deal with a bucketful of slug-goo first.

 

[nail-Z]

I was once playing with an air rifle in the back garden - and got tired of shooting targets so started on the local wildlife.

My first 'kill' was a starling which I proudly hung from a tree by a piece of string before I turned my attentions to the neighbours windows.

 

[looney]

They used to sswarm over the windows when i lived in Narridge, so I used to go outside with a large salt shaker.



Chemical wepeons are cool.

 

[Mr Popkins]

i shot a man dead!

 

[Spiros]

There's just something sooo satisfying about watching them dissolve in front of your eyes...

 

[Simster]

*thread killed*

 

[WATFORD O]

I kill foxes......................