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Whats the most embarassed you've ever been?



Sussax

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Aug 31, 2012
2,774
Brighton
I tend to not get caught off guard in things like this and very rarely get embarrassed however, about 2 years ago in Churchill square, i was trying on these new Jeans in bhs, and not knowing whether on the door lock Green was locked or open, i decided to open, so i walked in...

It was then were i realised the little child getting changed i looked to my left and saw his MUM, in a mens changing room, i was disgusted but then i realised i was still in the cubicle without thinking i legged it out the changing rooms and was then picked up by the bhs security asking me why i was running away from the changing rooms, it was at that point where i saw the mother and child...

The security let me go and spoke to the women, then i went to try on the jeans and it was a happy ending, i bought 2 jeans for £40. lovely stuff.
 






Daffy Duck

Stop bloody moaning!
Nov 7, 2009
3,824
GOSBTS
Walked halfway along a path in a park once with my skirt tucked in my flowery knickers at the back.
Didn't realise until someone we were with called me over and pointed for me to look behind.

I've never been so embarrassed, but it gave the blokes a treat ( I was a bit of a blonde bimbo at the time).
 




Sussax

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Aug 31, 2012
2,774
Brighton
You were buying jeans in BHS!

How embarrassing :)

i did look in debenhams before hand but they were £50 each back then (designer) then i spent 20mins in Primark but you know... too many kids in there in those days
 






element

Fear [is] the key.....
Jan 28, 2009
1,887
Local
Was writing a mate called Mike a text about going out with some female aquaintances the night before, along the lines of, 'Pox night, the company was boring, I've had more laughs at a funeral...' etc., then sent it to Mikaela by mistake, who was of course one of the ladies I had been out with :blush:
 


Silk

New member
May 4, 2012
2,488
Uckfield
I used to be an altar boy, and threw up during mass in front of a packed church on Christmas morning. That was pretty embarrassing.
 




MrShaun15

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Aug 28, 2010
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Was writing a mate called Mike a text about going out with some female aquaintances the night before, along the lines of, 'Pox night, the company was boring, I've had more laughs at a funeral...' etc., then sent it to Mikaela by mistake, who was of course one of the ladies I had been out with :blush:

needless to say you didn't see them again haha
 


Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
I don't really get embarrassed easily.

However, I organised a stag do for a friend and that involved a bit of waterfalling and pool jumping. We had to fill in a dIsclaImer form with next of kin etc. I happily filled it in correctly until I got to the 'sign' column. I hadn't really paid any attention to what people had put in thus far, so I wrote 'Leo' and handed it back to the team leaders. Thinking to myself that it was an odd question to ask.

To much mirth, hysteria and derision, it became clear what I had done. I am now called Leo by 20 odd (normal) people.
 


element

Fear [is] the key.....
Jan 28, 2009
1,887
Local
I tend to not get caught off guard in things like this and very rarely get embarrassed however, about 2 years ago in Churchill square, i was trying on these new Jeans in bhs, and not knowing whether on the door lock Green was locked or open, i decided to open, so i walked in...

It was then were i realised the little child getting changed i looked to my left and saw his MUM, in a mens changing room, i was disgusted but then i realised i was still in the cubicle without thinking i legged it out the changing rooms and was then picked up by the bhs security asking me why i was running away from the changing rooms, it was at that point where i saw the mother and child...

The security let me go and spoke to the women, then i went to try on the jeans and it was a happy ending, i bought 2 jeans for £40. lovely stuff.

With it being BHS, this makes me think they must have been doing an offer like, 'Two for the price of three...' ???
 




Sussax

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Aug 31, 2012
2,774
Brighton
Was writing a mate called Mike a text about going out with some female aquaintances the night before, along the lines of, 'Pox night, the company was boring, I've had more laughs at a funeral...' etc., then sent it to Mikaela by mistake, who was of course one of the ladies I had been out with :blush:

never had it that bad, but i've had many in a cinema and had to leave once during Woman In Black.
 


Max Paper

Sunshiinnnnneeee
Nov 3, 2009
5,784
Testicles
Getting jiggy with a girl, on the bed, lights off, things getting steamy when she stopped and said why is my face wet? I turned the light on, I'd had a nose bleed all over her face and the pillow. She was covered in it :(
 








StonehamPark

#Brighton-Nil
Oct 30, 2010
10,133
BC, Canada
Went on a school day trip to France when I was a kid. Got some dodgy bug at the end of the trip. Off the coach back in the UK, walking home, shit myself walking down Boundary Road.
Beat that for total embarrassment.
 


Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
Went on a school day trip to France when I was a kid. Got some dodgy bug at the end of the trip. Off the coach back in the UK, walking home, shit myself walking down Boundary Road.
Beat that for total embarrassment.

Winner. No-one wants to be seen walking down Boundary Road.
 


Hyperion

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Nov 1, 2010
5,314
Years ago, I saw an old lady around 90 ish and really frail struggling to find a gap in the traffic to cross the road. So I thought I would help her across. I managed to stop the traffic but Half way across her big knickers fell to her feet. What the **** do I do now. I either carry on at the risk of her tripping on her own bloomers, attempt to pull them up in front of waiting traffic and I certainly was not doing that or lift her the rest of the way. It was horrific which was made worse by 3 lads in a scaffolding van pissing themselves at my dilemma :(
 




Silk

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May 4, 2012
2,488
Uckfield
Hmm..well back at the height of the fuel tanker protests I was sitting near the front of a petrol queue, Sainsburys Eastbourne. Farted and followed through. After several moments of indecision I found some tissue, scooped it out and threw it out the window.
 


Silk

New member
May 4, 2012
2,488
Uckfield
Years ago, I saw an old lady around 90 ish and really frail struggling to find a gap in the traffic to cross the road. So I thought I would help her across. I managed to stop the traffic but Half way across her big knickers fell to her feet. What the **** do I do now. I either carry on at the risk of her tripping on her own bloomers, attempt to pull them up in front of waiting traffic and I certainly was not doing that or lift her the rest of the way. It was horrific which was made worse by 3 lads in a scaffolding van pissing themselves at my dilemma :(
What happened??
 


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