What's on your desk RIGHT NOW?

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

A laptop (in use).
Two speakers (attached to laptop via a WIRE).
Mini SD card adaptor (SD card inserted).
Air conditioner remote control (switched on).
Scrap of paper with Samorost 2 level codes written on it (torn).
A black felt tip (chewed).
Some scissors (handle: white).
A mobile phone (better than yours).
Four CDs (in their plastic case).
One CD (not in it's case).
Three blank CDs (in their paper slips).
Pack of free tissues (half used).
Metal bracelet.
Ribbon (from Valentine's Day chocolates).
Inlay from chocolate box describing the different flavours (all tasted the same).
Key ring (Guiness).
Young Persons Railcard (expired March 2004).
Albion eraser (over priced).
Various point cards (including: Virgin Records. A karaoke bar).
Decorated wooden 'B' (birthday present).
Poem (From deceased relative).
Memo pad (Union Jack cover).
Albion drink mat thing (over priced).
Mini SD Card adaptor cap (removed from Mini SD Card adaptor).
Vodafone SIM card (damaged).
Plastic gaurd from laptop SD Card slot (removed).

Want to know what's UNDER it?

 

[sunshine]

PC
Keyboard
Calculator
Phone
Message Pad
Masses Of Invoices
Stapler
Hole Punch
Scissors
Diary
Pen
Pencil
Aniseed Sweets
Staple Remover
Petty Cash Slips
Post it Notes
Notepad
Singing & Shaking Cow

 

[watsongooal]

Desk tidy
Phone
PC
Lots of paper
2 diarys
nottingham a-z
2 ties
keys
scissors
my candidate availabilty list
lots of CVs
bottle of water
phone

 

[Cian]

Irish Independent (today's metro edition)
Irn Bru (500ml bottle)
Phone (semi-faulty Telerad
17" TFT
Desktop PC (Dell Optiplex)
ISDN terminal adapter (both channels)
Analogue modem
Keyboard
Mouse
Mobile Phone (I'd like to debate that "better"....)

Whats in my desk drawers is far more interesting

 

[Titanic]

Not much.. clearing it for a weeks holiday which starts tomorrow!

Phone
Laptop
two ring binders (to be filed later)
a bottle of Coke 0
mobile phone and charger
post-it and biro

 

[magoo]

my knob!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Phone
Bottle of water
Date stamp
compooter
Al Duomo flyers for cheap pizza
Flourescent marker (yellow)
Mouse
dinky stapeler
tub of paper clips
hole punch
diary
scissors
geobar (cranberry)

 

[Hiney]

Monitor, keyboard & mouse
Home phone
Work phone
Mobile phone
Skype phone
Inhaler
Printer
Ruler
Coaster
cup of coffee
Stapler
Highlighter
A couple of pens
Some work files
One of those gay little chair things that holds your mobile
One of those gay little magnetic paperclip holders

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

7:18pm update:

Tissues and mobile phone have made way for:

One plate.
Two chops, several new potatoes and mixed veg (atop plate).
Knife and fork (beside plate).
Glass.
Vegetable juice (contained within glass).
Slice of bread.
Thin layer of butter (atop bread).

 

[The Wookiee]

Desk Phone
Mobile Phone
Mouse mat
Mouse
Blue biro
Mug of tea
Empty Mars bar wrapper
Empty Snickers wrapper
Empty bag of Walker spicy chilli crisps
A4 pad
Keyboard
Lap top
Docking station
Monitor

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

my candidate availabilty list
lots of CVs

recruitment consultant!

run for the hills!

 

[Man of Harveys]

Just the non-work stuff:

Amoy Soy sauce
Boots heartburn relief
A half-eaten packet of fig rolls
Kiwi Black Leather shoe polish
Hollywood French chewing gum
An apple
A toothbrush
Three unsent, unwritten Christmas cards...from 2005

 

[Lammy]

Two monitors
Three phones (IP phone, mainline phone, mobile)
keyboard
mouse
4 Text books
Harveys beer mat
coffee mug, half full.
rubber band ball (slightly larger than a golf ball at the mo)
stapler
Vaseline Lip Therapy with Aloe Vera
Headphones
two pads of paper
hundreds of other pieces of paper
a corporate travel alarm clock (facing the wrong way)
ruler
Super DLT tape case
hard drive caddy
empty plastic take away container

 

[¸.·´¯`·.¸><((((º>]

From right to left:

Fujitsu Siemens laptop
Guiness Extra Cold pint glass (half filled with water)
Empty plastic coffee cup
19" IBM TFT
'Corinthian' figurine of Ryan Giggs (long story)
beer mat
keyboard
2 mobile phones
copy computer weekly
Notepad (doodling paper)
pen x 3
Desk phone
mouse
mouse mat
compaq evo desktop pc
plastic filing thingy (on pc)
stack cd/dvds
keys
usb hard drive
building pass
various ethernet/power cables
more cds/dvds

 

[watsongooal]

recruitment consultant!

run for the hills!

 

[Shegull]

Moniter
Keyboard
Printer
Mouse
Dictaphone
Mobile phone
Calculater
Paper Holder
Files
Various letters and correspondence
Stamps
Tippex Mouse
Post It Stickers
Pens
Paper puncher
Paper Clips
Stapler
Stapler Remover
Empty mug - time to go and refill it.


Forgot Mouse Mat

and

Small cuddly eeyore

 

[Dave the OAP]

left to right


daily Mirror
cobra intercom system phone
avia 6408d+ phone
Phillips flat screen monitor
empty dvd case
mug half full of cold tea
dell latitude D640 lap top
docking station
keyboard
mouse
mouse mat
four tier file storage thing ( black)
notepad
sony erridcson k750i phone
keyboard wrist rest bollocks that H&S recon we need
two IBM 3570 tapes

thats it...I live on the edge

 

[Trufflehound]

Catherine Zeta Jones

... and a Mars Bar.

 

[Dave the OAP]

recruitment consultant!

run for the hills!

FRANK FRANK

 

[Man of Harveys]

FRANK FRANK

I think recruitment consultants are GREAT!!! See? You can say it now and get away with it.