What's on your desk RIGHT NOW?

[Croydonbloke]

Phone
Hole Punch
1st Aid Kit
Diary
Mouse Mat
Mouse
PC TV Monitor
TV Monitor Stand
Desk Fan
Files
Catelogues
Desk Tidy
Pens
Pencils
Tissues
Pritt Stick
Paper Clip Holder
Stapler
Pictures of my Two Kids
Printer

 

[pasty]

Probably breaking some kind of company confidentiality agreement here, but one of the things on my desk is Elton John's latest royalties statement.

 

[Dave the OAP]

As a health and safety officer at my place, I would have you all under the "EU cluttered desk initiative"

A cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind...dontchaknow

 

[Man of Harveys]

Probably breaking some kind of company confidentiality agreement here, but one of the things on my desk is Elton John's latest royalties statement.

How's he doing?

 

[Cian]

As a health and safety officer at my place, I would have you all under the "EU cluttered desk initiative"

A cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind...dontchaknow

Even me?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Even me?

no you're fine...its people with tissues and cuddly toys who need to be shot

 

[Franks Wild Years]

On my desk at the moment is a woman called Jane and on my stage at the moment is a short fat northern comedian called Peter Kay.

 

[Trufflehound]

Probably breaking some kind of company confidentiality agreement here, but one of the things on my desk is Elton John's latest royalties statement.

I thought Elton John's royalty statement was his Princess Diana version of Candle in the Wind...?

 

[pasty]

How's he doing?

Now that would be breaking company confidentiality agreements. I couldn't possibly answer that question!

 

[The Wookiee]

Remember Tidy desk = Tidy Mind

 

[Cian]

Remember Tidy desk = Tidy Mind

empty desk....

 

[Trufflehound]

Remember: tissues on desk = too much time spent surfing for porn

 

[magoo]

Not on my desk...

NSFW by the way...

 

[Shegull]

no you're fine...its people with tissues and cuddly toys who need to be shot

I don't have any tissues and its only a little eeyore

Do I get any last requests before I get shot

 

[Bluejuice]

17" TFT Monitor
White Neutac PC speakers
Blue mug with mouldy looking grey liquid at the bottom
Toilet roll tube
Collection of "I Love Rave" stickers
Mobile phone
Scrap of paper with some skirts phone number on it
Green CD-R pen
Expired credit card
Tube of filter tips
Two unidentifiable strips of metal with holes in, presumably part of some IKEA style furniture which is probably collapsing slowly as I type
Ash, tobacco and scrapings of green leaf
Keyboard and mouse

 

[Cian]

I don't have any tissues and its only a little eeyore

Do I get any last requests before I get shot

Final meal, must be picked from the Bamboo Cafe by the station as anywhere else nearby is too expensive delivery

 

[Tooting Gull]

Usual Dell set-up
phone
Restaurant menu for 'Layla' in Esher
Notepad
Mobile
2 photoframes
A 'to do' list - six items, four crossed off
2 bank statements (unopened)
Raffle ticket (expired)
Business card for Fuego's tapas bar near Monument

 

[Dave the OAP]

I don't have any tissues and its only a little eeyore

Do I get any last requests before I get shot

you have one final request.....

 

[The Large One]

A till
Sporting Colours business cards
Sporting Colours flyers
A small plastic box with about 75 Seagulls Party badges
About 50 Seagulls Party newsletters
Telephone
Bank of Scotland chip & pin terminal
A laptop

Except it's more of a counter than a desk.

On my desk at home is an old iMac and a 1962 Dansette record player

 

[Shegull]

Final meal, must be picked from the Bamboo Cafe by the station as anywhere else nearby is too expensive delivery

Cat and Cage do free delivery to within a 20 yard radius.