What's happened to Lizard Central?

[Safeway]

Has it closed down or is Turkey just being a SPASTIC again?

And PETER, is there any news on you-know-what?

 

[Marc]

works for me, maybe they banned you

 

[Artois]

It's because Turkey moved you into the Fanzine group rather than the Lizards section.

I've edited your access, so you should be able to access it now.

Any luck?

 

[Safeway]

THEY CAN'T BAN ME, I WAS THE f***ing CATALYST FOR IT!!!!!

Turkey, you f***ing MONKEY.

 

[Shegull]

Works for me too even though I am not considered a world wide fan

 

[Vinyl Richie]

yeah thought you'd been a bit quiet you minge

 

[Vinyl Richie]

Works for me too even though I am not considered a world wide fan

At the risk of sounding like a broken record - Have you given him a photo yet, you international fan you

 

[Safeway]

At the risk of sounding like a broken record - Have you given him a photo yet, you international fan you

No, but she did send me an envelope of hair last week. Mmmmm.

 

[Shegull]

At the risk of sounding like a broken record - Have you given him a photo yet, you international fan you

Hiya broken record

 

[Shegull]

No, but she did send me an envelope of hair last week. Mmmmm.

Yea the relief is great. No more sweaty armpits for a while. Memo to diary - must remember to shave more often

 

[alan partridge]

Yea the relief is great. No more sweaty armpits for a while. Memo to diary - must remember to shave more often

i thought you said you weren't a ladyboy?

 

[Safeway]

Yea the relief is great. No more sweaty armpits for a while. Memo to diary - must remember to shave more often

ARMPIT HAIR?!?! That's not what the note said.