[News] Whatever it is I’m against it.

[Bozza]

“So I went down the road, and there was this man there, and he was, like, looking at me, and I was like what’s he staring at.”

Are you sure they are not Australian?

 

[Is it PotG?]

Do you walk into the barbershop and ask for 'a haircut', no further questions...?

Indeed no, and I would compare saying 'a 1 all over' to 'a white coffee' please.

 

[KZNSeagull]

U ok hun? lol xxx

 

[schmunk]

When you ask for an Americano and they say, "Would you like milk?".

Why is this a problem? An Americano is Espresso + water. Some people choose to add milk, others don't.

 

[Dave the OAP]

 

[RossyG]

I hate it on film forums when posters are asked to name their favourite (singular) film and they answer with lists.

 

[Boys 9d]

Being in a supermarket and being impeded by a regiment of employees filling up piles of trays on a trolley for people who require their "shop" to be delivered.

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

People who are against things

 

[Questions]

Why is this a problem? An Americano is Espresso + water. Some people choose to add milk, others don't.

Then the customer would ask for an Americano with milk

And I’m against that

 

[Insel affe]

"so we're going there are we"

Yes we friggin are, that is why I brought the subject up.... Numb nuts....

 

[Barham's tash]

Then the customer would ask for an Americano with milk

And I’m against that

The vernacular is owned by the retailer(s). The number of times I’ve asked for a white coffee only to be asked do I want filter, or an americano with hot or cold milk or even a latte.

So what should we ask for?


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[Easy 10]

Spending a fortune on a lads weekend to Chessington world of adventures but having the experience destroyed by all the overexcited kids not being controlled properly by their useless parents.

Sorry but I have to pick this up. If you're spending a fortune on a lads weekend, and choose to spend said fortune at a playpark that is guaranteed to be chock-full RAMMED with Haribo'd kids on a sugar high and yammering foreign students who cannot even talk without shrieking at each other, then you deserve everything you get. What were you thinking when there's Prague, Bruges or Amsterdam for very little more ??

 

[el punal]

The world in general and everybody that lives in it. There, I think that just about covers it. If I’ve missed anything out just f*** off, I don’t care anymore.

 

[Questions]

The vernacular is owned by the retailer(s). The number of times I’ve asked for a white coffee only to be asked do I want filter, or an americano with hot or cold milk or even a latte.

So what should we ask for?


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Tea

 

[Badger]

The pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre.

 

[schmunk]

Tea

::sucks air through teeth::

https://www.teapeople.co.uk/types-of-tea

 

[Superphil]

Predominantly teenage girls and young women who think it makes them sound 'cool', 'sexy' and American - whereas it actually makes them sound like vacuous bimbos and airheads who spend their sad empty lives posting a hundred duck-faced selfies on Instagram every day and obsessing over what Kim Kardashian had for breakfast.

Oh, and their sentences usually start with 'Ohmigod', and end with Vocal Fry.

Is it 2010 again?

 

[Megazone]

Sorry but I have to pick this up. If you're spending a fortune on a lads weekend, and choose to spend said fortune at a playpark that is guaranteed to be chock-full RAMMED with Haribo'd kids on a sugar high and yammering foreign students who cannot even talk without shrieking at each other, then you deserve everything you get. What were you thinking when there's Prague, Bruges or Amsterdam for very little more ??

Since when has Chessington world of adventures been exclusive to kids?

 

[Questions]

::sucks air through teeth::

https://www.teapeople.co.uk/types-of-tea

I won’t be drinking any tea from here until we are given the all clear.

“Pu-erh tea is a special type of tea that comes from the Yunan province of China”

 

[Easy 10]

Since when has Chessington world of adventures been exclusive to kids?

Since never.

However, I should say here that I am speaking as a grumpy middle aged man who is filled with abject horror at the mere prospect of ever re-visiting a Chessington, or Legoland, or Alton Towers, or any other god-forsaken theme park of misery at some pain-in-the-arse far-flung place to get to. If I HAD to go, then I would much rather spend the entire day sitting in the carpark on my own with a book, the radio, a tablet and a modest lunch than spend my whole day imprisoned in one of those infernal overcrowded overpriced loud over-populated-with-other- peoples-screaming-kids death camps for the soul again. Been there, done that. And if I ever suggested such a weekend to any of my mates, I imagine they would similarly physically recoil, appalled at the idea.

Yep, I'm a miserable old scrote.