What would you LUZZ at Glenn Murray at Falmer if he went to Palace?

[pork pie]

Emile Heskey could do a job

Do we need someone on the door then?

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Just a copy of the Championship League Table as it will show exactly what a complete f*** up he made with us near the top & them at the very bottom.

 

[Kazenga <3]

i've got your kid glenn! I've got your kid!

that is evil

 

[skipper734]

 

[The Grockle]

A severed whippets head and a flock of dead fancy pigeons, drowned in gravy/curry sauce.

 

[London Pompous]

The Hangleton Educashun Committee will be reconvening if these rumours have any truth in them.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Is anyone planning on singing "What a waste of Murray" at Glenn if he dares trot out on the Amex pitch wearing Palace colours?

 

[Dave the OAP]

a pie

 

[ferring seagull]

Forgive me but has there been confirmation that Glenn Murray IS going to Palarse ?

Two things, GM won't be much inclined to remain here if he has followed the threads on this board but if he does we may look a bit silly!

 

[peterward]

I'm in WSL, so i will need a couple of WSU volunteers please, its a 3 step process.......

first step, is a practice warm up throw, with this individual...... just to loosen up

and next the second step to get your range we'll use these individuals.......

and finally just to be sure the third and final step which should adequately take care of Muzza and any previous human missiles, I propose this......

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

"We Hate you so much, as you were loved so much"

 

[porkypie]

This

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

Sharpened 2p coins. Lots of them!

 

[Gangsta]

This. Hope he does go to Palace as once he's got his 3 year contract he can go back to being Three-Toed Murray again.

 

[Hungry Joe]

A sponge finger soaked in badger piss

 

[Simontheseagull]

Cellery....cellery...

 

[maybitch]

i would trow charlie oatway at him lol he would slap him bout a abit

 

[Art Vs Science]

Cellery....cellery...

You could throw your dictionary at him after that as well

 

[fire&skill]

Fish heads, fish heads

Roly-poly fish heads

Fish heads, fish heads

Eat them up - yum.

 

[Mackenzie]

I would throw my hardest stare at him, as well as shaking my head. That would sort him out.