What would you LUZZ at Glenn Murray at Falmer if he went to Palace?

[Man of Harveys]

I see people have suggested the time-honoured pig's head, which would be all well and good and richly deserved. But any other suggestions for what to sneak in past the stewards on a day of infamy?

I think I'd go with

and a cheeky one of these on the park and ride:

 

[Skaville]

A sloth as it would sum up his effort in the first two and a half years at the club.

 

[Hunting 784561]

A decomposing maggot-ridden EAGLE carcass.

 

[Hyperion]

If you could LUZZ that Anvil onto the pitch i would be impressed.

 

[Icy Gull]

A Vespa or Lambretta scooter from the WSU or maybe a caravan wheel.

 

[DerbyGull]

i've got your kid glenn! I've got your kid!

 

[WhingForPresident]

Pig's head smothered in various animal faeces and radioactive waste, with a hornets nest hidden inside.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Am I allowed to say 'Belotti's severed head'?

 

[Titanic]

Nothing. Not a sausage. Bugger all.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Is that your own faeces? What are the yellow bits? You been eating Trill again, you parrot?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Is that your own faeces? What are the yellow bits? You been eating Trill again, you parrot?

It isn't, sadly. As a part-kraut I am of course obsessed with the health of my bowel movements and would be on the All Bran and sauerkraut juice long before things reached that sloppy state of of affairs.

I believe it's from a horse, possibly even Desert Orchid. Garth Glubber would know.

 

[fire&skill]

A Paddington stare

 

[Scampi]

My Mother in law. But I'd need help, she's a big woman.

 

[Silent Bob]

Nothing could top this.

 

[Driver8]

Michael Owen

 

[The Large One]

One of these. From a trebuchet.

 

[brunswick]

should do the trick....

 

[Simster]

I did originally suggest a PIG head, but have decided to moderate this. Instead I am going to LUZZ an anvil...wrapped in a papier mache model of a pigs head.

I will be sitting in row Z though, so lets hope I clear the people below me.

 

[Biscuit]

A Paddington stare

classic.

I'd send him a half eaten apple!

 

[Seagulltonian]

Emile Heskey could do a job