What would you do, if you knew you could get away with it?

[jonny.rainbow]

i think that, if there was a 100% guarantee of no consequences, a large portion of the population would rape, pillage and murder. if someone does invent someway of making someone invisible, or every legal system collapses, you can kiss civilisation as we know it goodbye

This is what I thought at first, people reverting to more innate animalistic behaviour.

But then surely the reason we have laws preventing such acts in our society is because in having a more advanced emotional state than animals. We can feel sympathy for other beings, and have therefore judged right and wrong as being within and against the law.

 

[Cian]

Ooh, I'd torture some Eircom engineers. Forgot that one.

 

[shaolinpunk]

But then surely the reason we have laws preventing such acts in our society is because in having a more advanced emotional state than animals. We can feel sympathy for other beings, and have therefore judged right and wrong as being within and against the law.

but laws have been around since ... a long long long time ago - everyone has grown up with them and accepts them - if they suddenly disappeared, everyone would start to realise they can do what they want to who they want when they want, and act out stuff they've only ever thought of and told themselves off for thinking of it

 

[Billy the Fish]

or every legal system collapses, you can kiss civilisation as we know it goodbye

I've often hoped that this kind of thing would happen, either a downfall of modern society or mabye a nuclear war. We could go back to living in tribes and would have to grow our own food and stuff. If another tribe pissed you off then you just kill them, simple really. All this modern living shit is getting a bit boring, I'd rather spend my time hunting for food all day and then in the evening you could all get pissed up, have parties and shag all the women.
In fact that is my answer, I'd take down the banks and credit card companies Fight Club style and possibly nuke a couple of countries, just somewhere insignificant like Spain or Austria

 

[zefarelly]

Rig the questions on Who wants to be a millionaire. I'd then get to question 15 for the million without having used a single life line. Start with ask the audience, just for a laugh, deliberate for about 10 minutes, take the 50/50, deliberate for another 20 minutes, then phone a friend. The friend I would ring would be Mrs P, and I'd just say "I'm ringing just to tell you I knew the answer all along, and I'm just about to win a million quid"

The million pound question would be something like, "Which football club in Britain has the nickname Seagulls?"

and in a fit of hysterics you'd accidentally say 'Palarse' and for the first tim in History, Chris Tarrant would take your first answer first time

still £32ks not bad for an hours work

 

[tedebear]

I'd hack into my banks computer system and deposit loads of money into my bank account, and then change the amount owing on our mortgage to £1, and then we could do what ever we liked from now on....

 

[Yorkie]

Sneak up behind Blair when he's answering PMQ's in Parliament and give him a wedgey.

Ditto Bush when he's giving one of his speaches. Maybe also binladen when he's making a properganda video.


Then theres Queeney at the trooping of the colour.............


Better stop before I get to carried away.

 

[looney]

I'd impose my own tax on the clearing banks and some of that I would syphone of to the Albion. I would also by the albion and run it like abramovich does, plus, Archer n belloti would be banned ofr life.

 

[Lokki 7]

I've often hoped that this kind of thing would happen, either a downfall of modern society or mabye a nuclear war. We could go back to living in tribes and would have to grow our own food and stuff. If another tribe pissed you off then you just kill them, simple really. All this modern living shit is getting a bit boring, I'd rather spend my time hunting for food all day and then in the evening you could all get pissed up, have parties and shag all the women.
In fact that is my answer, I'd take down the banks and credit card companies Fight Club style and possibly nuke a couple of countries, just somewhere insignificant like Spain or Austria

Yeah sounds like a good, well thought out plan. And when your wife dies in childbirth (pregnant after being gang raped by the local tribe) and your family have been slaughtered. I hope you can sit in your freezing cold cave and take solace in the fact that when cancer strikes you will not have to fight it for long.

 

[looney]

your a sicko.

 

[O Lads]

I reckon i would murder Baker, Archer and Bellotti if i could get away with it, and steal alot of money.

 

[glasfryn]

find a wall put margaret thatcher up against it and shoot the cow.

 

[Les Biehn]

Instigate a coup at the albion and install myself as manager.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Yeah sounds like a good, well thought out plan. And when your wife dies in childbirth (pregnant after being gang raped by the local tribe) and your family have been slaughtered. I hope you can sit in your freezing cold cave and take solace in the fact that when cancer strikes you will not have to fight it for long.

Shit hot, lets do it

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Reach in through the car window of every driver that doesn't indicate, snap off the indicator arm and walk away with it having delivered the line "You obviously don't need this"

 

[Simster]

I've always fancied snipping the headphone wires of every selfish tosspot on the train with his music turned up so that I can hear it.

 

[Les Biehn]

At gun point I would make everyone on here play soggy biscuit except me. And maybe the green man if I didn't have the feeling that he would play by choice anyway.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Having an unending fleet of cars that couldn't be traced back to you so that everytime someone drove up your bumper you could perform an emergency stop, they smash up their car crashing into the back of you (all of your cars obviously having anti-whiplash devices..ahem), you casually get out without a word, cross the street and hail a taxi and leave them to it.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

cheeky - driving with you must be fairly relaxing ....................

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

cheeky - driving with you must be fairly relaxing ....................