What would you do, if you knew you could get away with it?

[jonny.rainbow]

WARNING: Potentially offensive moral and political hot potato.

I was having a conversation with a female friend of mine recently, in which she declared that, given the knowledge that he would not receive any retribution for the act, every man in the world would rape a woman.

I of course vehemently denied this but it did get me thinking about what act/crime I would do commit if I was guaranteed to be free from retribution or recompense.

Theft, assault and torture were acts I could see myself commiting having been given such a guarantee.

So what would you do if you knew if you knew you could get away with it?

 

[Cian]

Theres someone I'd be mightly tempted to murder, but as he's currently in custody I doubt he'd be that easy to get at.

And thats about it.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Park on double yellow lines.

 

[Kent Seagull]

I might risk not paying my car tax.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I wouldn't rape a woman. That's impossibly sick. I'd give one to a drugged pet cat though. Something loyal when it awakes and looks at me and my hairy bum-tail.

 

[Lokki 7]

According to Socrates, the good man does in his dreams what the evil man does in reality. A scary thought. Plato believed the true test of a "good" man would be ownership of a ring of invisibility.
Personally, I'd just like to give that smug twat Baker a good kicking.

 

[Dave the OAP]

run across a Old Trafford and twat garry Neville...that man is a c*** in the extreme.

 

[Simster]

Not a crime of course, but there are plenty of SORTS I'd gladly hang out the back of if given a chance and if it could be kept quiet.

So no different to any other bloke then.

 

[magoo]

RAM people in my car that wind me up on the road for driving too slowly.

 

[JJ McClure]

I'd rig tonights lottery draw.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Murder, Only to norman baker tho. And the bloke that raped that 12 weelk old kid.

 

[Man of Harveys]

What Simster said. A lot. Either I dropped dead, or my cock dropped off.

 

[Billy the Fish]

I think your friend has got some serious male trust issues, if she's got a boyfriend i'd be very surprised.
To answer the question, and you can call me old fasioned here, no I wouldn't rape a bird, there's somthing about the crying that doesn't do it for me. I'd probably take up arsen, setting fire to stuff is cool

 

[Lokki 7]

What Simster said. A lot. Either I dropped dead, or my cock dropped off.

I don't know, you attached older men are a DISGRACE.

 

[looney]

Sneak up behind Blair when he's answering PMQ's in Parliament and give him a wedgey.

Ditto Bush when he's giving one of his speaches. Maybe also binladen when he's making a properganda video.


Then theres Queeney at the trooping of the colour.............


Better stop before I get to carried away.

 

[Dave the OAP]

I don't know, you attached older men are a DISGRACE.

as opposed to you young attached blokes

 

[Easy 10]

Wouldn't mind having a go at executing one of those donkey punches. Other than that though, I'd just like to nick one of those massive f***-off HD TV's and have that on my wall.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I don't know, you attached older men are a DISGRACE.

Hmm, Mr Pot was referring to Mr Kettle as being rather dark of hue...

 

[shaolinpunk]

i think that, if there was a 100% guarantee of no consequences, a large portion of the population would rape, pillage and murder. if someone does invent someway of making someone invisible, or every legal system collapses, you can kiss civilisation as we know it goodbye

 

[pasty]

Rig the questions on Who wants to be a millionaire. I'd then get to question 15 for the million without having used a single life line. Start with ask the audience, just for a laugh, deliberate for about 10 minutes, take the 50/50, deliberate for another 20 minutes, then phone a friend. The friend I would ring would be Mrs P, and I'd just say "I'm ringing just to tell you I knew the answer all along, and I'm just about to win a million quid"

The million pound question would be something like, "Which football club in Britain has the nickname Seagulls?"