What would you buy Anne De Vecchi for Xmas

[Uncle Spielberg]

suitable suggestions, 1st prize gets a night out with Anne De Vecchi , second prize gets 2nd nights out with Anne De Vecchi

 

[Dave the OAP]

a rabbit that is faulty

 

[vulture]

A ****ing gun so the lady can blow her ****ing brains out silly lady

 

[pishhead]

Aids

 

[Icy Gull]

A faulty broomstick

 

[vulture]

Aids

What the illness or the poster from this board.Dont know which one is worse

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

A heart and a Brain

 

[Lammy]

polonium-210

 

[Titanic]

An incinerator for her back yard.

 

[Uncle Buck]

A Legends on Tour Flag.

 

[chez]

VIP treatment to a game and a cornish pasty. Prescott seemed to enjoy it !!

 

[Trigger]

Crocs On Tour Badge.

 

[Woodingdean Gull]

A season ticket for Falmer.

 

[Giraffe]

A short skirt, low cut top, some make up and a one way ticket to Ipswich.

 

[Trufflehound]

One of those socks with a fist in, as advertised in Blackadder's Xmas Carol.

 

[colinpants]

A tampon because she's a bleeding c**t.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

a stab in the face

 

[Bakesy]

A short skirt, low cut top, some make up and a one way ticket to Ipswich.

 

[jakes right boot]

One way ticket to Australia so that she can live miles away from anybody and not object to something being built near her.

 

[Man of Harveys]

A short skirt, low cut top, some make up and a one way ticket to Ipswich.