What would be your message in a bottle?

[AmexRuislip]

If you had to write a message in a bottle for any reason.
What would you write?

Me probably would be along the lines of:
Hi, I am a Brighton and Hove Albion fan for many years, if you find this message, please look us up as we'll be in the Premier League by then and you'll never get enough of us



Mad or what

 

[Taybha]

2 extra silver tops for friday please milko .

 

[swindonseagull]

Send corkscrew

 

[Albumen]

My other bottle is cut glass.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Recycle me please

 

[Prince Monolulu]

I'd send an S.O.S. to the world.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Please wash and return to Hove Dairies.

 

[studio150]

Who stole the ship

 

[John Bumlick]

i am throwing this bottle into the sea simply to make the process of drinking my own piss a little more difficult should drinking my own piss start looking like a 'good option'. oh yeah and help. send fresh fruit and multiple pairs of clean pyjamas.

 

[daveybgtt]

Trapped in bottle factory, send help.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Write 'Amen' on another piece of paper and throw it back into the sea or you'll get seven years bad luck

 

[Albion my Albion]

You really don't want to know what else I did with this bottle.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

If you can play centre back to English Championship standard, please contact Mr T Bloom, c/o The Amex, Falmer, Nr Brighton asap.

 

[Norman Potting]

It's behind you.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Send nudes.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

u ok hun?

 

[fat old seagull]

If you had to write a message in a bottle for any reason.
What would you write?

Sorry unable to comment ..... Lost my Bottle!

 

[Prince Monolulu]

***** instructions for getting a ship inside a bottle *****

 

[Return of the Rev]

Milky Joe sends his regards!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqdSBJmMDOs

 

[Pavilionaire]

u ok hun?

PMSL