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What was your best School Prank?



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brightonfan_86 said:
When I was at Hove Park Lower School, there was a teacher called Miss Walker she was a maths teacher, and during term once when she was teaching maths, she went into the cupboard to get a maths book, some of her pupils locked her in the cupboard for the rest of the lesson, making her cry in the cupboard.

Her nickname was Twiggy.

When I was in GNVQ, I accidently sprayed deodrant forgetting that the teacher we had was allergic to deodrant.

So what was the best school prank you ever had?
I went to Hove Park Lower School and Upper the best prank I pulled was going up the Grenadier or feeling Serna B's tits at lunch.happy days
 






Hiney

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In the Chemistry Lab, lighting the gas tap and lowering the flame to a gentle burn, then waiting for the Student Teacher to walk past before turning the gas tap into a Flame Thrower - after a case of singed clothes, we were all given a week of detentions.

WELL WORTH the punishment

:clap2:
 


East Staffs Gull

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Jan 16, 2004
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Probably an urban legend, but during one rag week at college some contractors were digging a hole in the road outside the college. Some students rang the police and told them that a bunch of students were digging a large hole in the road as part of a rag week stunt. The students then told the workmen that, as part of rag week, a bunch of other students dressed as police would shortly be coming along to tell them to fill in the hole. The students told the workmen to ignore any such request , be abusive and to carry on digging.
 


Bakesy

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Feb 13, 2005
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How would i know?I'm pissed.
At our Youth club, the bloke who ran it owned a Robin Reliant Van.
One evening when we left the club, we stood the van up on its back door so it looked like a rocket.
funnily enough, we weren't allowed back after that.....:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
 




Captain Pugwash

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Oct 27, 2003
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my year was the best we were terrible and the pranks we used to play.....anyway the best one is:

i was looking through a teachers e-mail (being very bored) i found a male teachers mobile number (english i remember) anyway i stored it on my phone as we had a english lesson with him next.

my mate just happened to have a magazine with prank phone calls on the back. one was a phone call from a STD clinic saying a ex has cought something nasty.

so we phoned this thing up and gave this bloke the number of the teacher.

his phone went off as we listerned to the convosation. his face dropped and ran out of the classto which 4 of us burst of laughing.

the teacher phoned out it was a prank and went mad, he never found out who it was though
 


desprateseagull

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Jul 20, 2003
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Gully said:
Having water fights in Chemistry after we discovered that you could connect a bunsen burner to a water tap and shoot water across the room. We had a chemistry teacher who could not have controlled a room full of tortoises let alone one full of 14 year olds, think the poor bloke had a nervous break-down and we had a different one the following year.

1- maybe just an urban myth, but i recall people talking about stuffing paper into the gastaps, light the paper, then turning on the gas..


2- filling paper / plastic food bags with water, and dropping them on people as they went past.. how childish hehe.

3- giving peanuts- pulling a tie really tight, so its out of shape and really hard to undo.. best just before some sport/practical lesson, where you had to get changed..
 


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Marshy

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FRUIT OF THE BLOOM
Switching classes with my twin brother on April Fools Day.
Got to the middle of the day before anyone noticed
:lolol:
 
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Common as Mook

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Jul 26, 2004
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Dining hall pranks were the best.

1. Asking someone to throw you an orange and then completely ignoring it as it sails over your head, striking someone else and invariably causing all hell to break loose.

2. Stealing someone's cutlery from their tray and watching them walk the length of dining hall, sit down, and eagerly try to tuck into their meal minus said cutlery.

3. Loosening the top on the salt shaker.
 


house your seagull

Train à Grande Vitesse
Jul 7, 2004
2,693
Manchester
bit dissapointed with the pranks on here...

at blatch there were a couple in about 1999,

firstly somebody breaking in at the weekend and decapitating all the rare ducks and birds in the quad, then dumping them on the head masters desk....

secondly the egging of hove park upper at the grenadier, i remember one lad, who is a big albion fan, taking it abit to far and buying about 40 eggs one morning, then just pelting all the kids on that road that leads down to portslade. the next day they all got suspended because a mother went to the argus and said that her toddler had been caught with 'a bit of shell'... the head master was quoted in the argus saying that it was no way blatch pupils - his face was as red as our jumpers the next day.

also the wylie caretaker who fitted cameras in the toilets last year, less prank more perverted though.

and the nut case kid who convinced his dad that the library had given him a computer so they drove down the school, plucked it out through the window and drove off...easy. the kid new that there was only 1 PC not connected to the network and so set no alarms off.
 




Uncle C

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Jul 6, 2004
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Bishops Stortford
Used to fill a large sink with soapy water - attach a rubber bunsen hose to a gas tap and blow bubbles.

When the mass of bubbles got about 3ft high it would break free and rise up to the ceiling where it would spread out.

Best bit was to throw a lighted match at it. Spectacular sheet of flame across the whole ceiling.

Surprised, in hindsight, nobody died;) ;) ;) ;)
 


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