What was your best School Prank?

[clapham_gull]

Somebody super glued pencils, pencil cases, rulers etc.. to the desks in a Chemistry lesson.

Quite marvelous, the whole room was quite literally frozen in time.

For pure entertainment, I always enjoyed somebody drawing a huge penis on those roll up "blackboards" in religious education then rolling it up in preperation for the uptight RE teacher to "roll in down"

 

[me_me]

Ricki Brown and Tanya Willcox. (now I remember it)

remember ricky, had a twin called jody i think. last i heard she has a few kids. dont know who that tanya is though

 

[Basil Fawlty]

remember ricky, had a twin called jody i think. last i heard she has a few kids. dont know who that tanya is though

I knew both for a long time, didn't know Jody had kids. and you wouldn't want to know who Tanya is trust me.

 

[1066gull]

:|

 

[Cian]

Mate of mine had a DV cam in the pub with him after filming a football match, one of our teachers was pissed drunk, got someone talking to him while he filmed him getting him to say really stupid stuff and insult half the staff.

Transferred it to VHS. Swapped it over with the VHS of whatever he was gonna be showing us one day.

He presses play, and sees himself calling the principle a "f***ing wanker"

In return for being able to destroy the tape, we never had to go to his class again if we didn't want to

 

[Billy the Fish]

Once got sent out of RE into the teachers office and found the trip switches for the classroom and made the lights flash for a while.
We had a supply teacher who was quite shy and my mate always used to ask him questions like 'have you ever seen deep throat' and 'sir do you masturbate'. He used to go proper red.
Not quite a prank, we were having a competition to see who could do the biggest greenie and I was sick on the floor.
All quite lame compared to what other people in my year used to get up to. Oakmeeds was a quality school

 

[John Boy]

When I was at Hove Park Lower School, there was a teacher called Miss Walker she was a maths teacher, and during term once when she was teaching maths, she went into the cupboard to get a maths book, some of her pupils locked her in the cupboard for the rest of the lesson, making her cry in the cupboard.

Her nickname was Twiggy.

When I was in GNVQ, I accidently sprayed deodrant forgetting that the teacher we had was allergic to deodrant.

So what was the best school prank you ever had?

I heard about that incident with Miss Walker! Didn't know it was in your class

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Ours were crap in comparision to anything mentioned, but i do recall someone letting out loads and loads of maggots in the toilet on the last day.oh and all the clocks being nicked and hidden in between the roof and the polystyrene-like ceiling.

not quite a prank, but setting off the fire alarm because we were having lit sword fights in Science was good fun!

 

[Knightsworld]

I remember someone putting 3 compasses into the plug socket in the science lab then STUPIDLY switching the plug on.

Caused a bit of a shock to him, still funny as f*** though

 

[Redhead]

Can remember Mr Makda our DT Teacher being pinned to the wall by the throat for confiscating someones bag, that was quite funny, I can also remember a new kid being gaffer taped to an outside picnic bench in October, and wasn't discovered till 5th lesson

 

[Grendel]

The most memorable was probably getting an entire maths class to turn up to a lesson early and shifting all the desks, chairs and cupboards into an unused room down the corridor. We went back to the classroom and all sat on the floor with our textbooks and pencilcases out and waited for the teacher to arrive. The look on her face was priceless.

 

[Hampden Park]

put holly on the headmasters chair. he sat on it and immediately got up very angry. a first year lad stitched me up and i got the cane.

tripped mr windross (on purpose) so that he fell into a huge muddy puddle on the footie pitch. his face was submerged and his beard was a f***ing mess.

 

[Trufflehound]

I got a bunch of mates together, and we all climbed up onto the roof of the school and machine-gunned the teachers in cold blood as they came running out of the buildings in blind screaming panic. What fun we had...




No wait, my mistake. That was Malcolm McDowell in If.... wasn't it?

 

[Heffle Gull]

Best one I saw, was a bunch of 6th formers nicking one of the teachers cars, pushing it out in to the middle of the field, jacking up on to bricks, and then removing the tyres.

best one I did, was getting to class early, and hiding in the cupboard. then five minutes after class had started, you just burst out of the cupboard, say "Sorry I'm Late Sir" and take your seat while the teracher tried to work out what was going on.

A mate of mine was also wll known for nicking one particular teachers shoes and dumping them out the window. to this day I still don't know how he managed to crawl to the front of the classroom & back without being spotted.

 

[Gazwag]

Can remember Mr Makda our DT Teacher being pinned to the wall by the throat for confiscating someones bag, that was quite funny,

I fail to see anything funny about that actually, in fact I find it pathetic and wish teachers had the same rights as their pupils and were able to kick the shit out of pupils like that

 

[Man of Harveys]

It wasn't just me but tieing someone's shoelaces together on the furthest away point of the playing field so they were virtually impossible for him to untie, then watching him hobble across the field as the lesson began, only to stumble in and inform the teacher that he was sorry he was late but was tied up was MARVELLOUS.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

my favourite schoolboy prank involved a geography teacher called Mekon (due to his unfeasibly large forehead)...

a couple of lads broke into his classroom over a weekend and one of them curled out a sizeable turd on top of the overhead projector... excellent wheeze - I was in the first lesson the next morning and able to enjoy the aftermath - one of the class swots ended up OFFERING to clear the offending item away...

 

[goldstone]

So that's the best you can all come up with.

Now here's a proper prank.

Location: East Grinstead Grammar School.
Date: July 1964, the night before the last day of term.
Cast: The boys of the Upper Sixth.
Task: To put a car on the stage in the assembly hall.

As 6th formers and prefects we had access to the keys to the school buildings.
We made impressions of the keys in bars of soap and one of the lads who worked in a hardware store at weekends cut a set of keys.
We bought a three-wheel car from a scrap yard and moved it to the lane by the school.
At about 1am on the night before the last day of school we unlocked the school and manhandled the car onto the stage.
We then locked up and left.

Next morning there was, how can I put it, a certain amount of surprise on the faces of the staff and the rest of the school.

The Upper 6th were of course equally surprised and kindly volunteered to remove the car from the building so that end-of-term assembly could take place.

End of term pranks had been a tradition at the Grammar School, but previous ones had been tame in comparison!

 

[Springal]

leaving catfood and fish down the radiator last lesson on a friday was always priceless, then cranking them up to full heat.

usual stuff like locking german teachers in a cupboard, the mobile thing was cool aswell

 

[Redhead]

I fail to see anything funny about that actually, in fact I find it pathetic and wish teachers had the same rights as their pupils and were able to kick the shit out of pupils like that

fair point, perhaps you had to be there.