What was your best School Prank?

[Basil Fawlty]

When I was at Hove Park Lower School, there was a teacher called Miss Walker she was a maths teacher, and during term once when she was teaching maths, she went into the cupboard to get a maths book, some of her pupils locked her in the cupboard for the rest of the lesson, making her cry in the cupboard.

Her nickname was Twiggy.

When I was in GNVQ, I accidently sprayed deodrant forgetting that the teacher we had was allergic to deodrant.

So what was the best school prank you ever had?

 

[Scotty Mac]

When I was in GNVQ, I accidently sprayed deodrant forgetting that the teacher we had was allergic to deodrant.

not really a prank then is it kev - more just a complete cock up on your part

 

[Lander]

Most that ever happened in my school was that the teacher would get locked out of the class a few times, thats about it, shows the matturity

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Re: Re: What was your best School Prank?

not really a prank then is it kev - more just a complete cock up on your part

It was absolute cock-up, because the person next to me said did "you just spray deodrant?" and I went "yes", and he went "you stupid idiot you could of killed the teacher."

 

[Munkfish]

bundled our D.T teacher and tied our teachers cheer to her desk while she was in it using a real of cotton

 

[Basil Fawlty]

bundled our D.T teacher and tied our teachers cheer to her desk while she was in it using a real of cotton

 

[Easy 10]

We were disecting pigs eyeballs in science one day. Managed to steal one, and put it in James O'Neils shoe during PE the next lesson. When he came back from PE and got dressed back into uniform, he put his foot into his shoe and.....SQUELCH.

Marvellous.

 

[Scotty Mac]

we once turned an entire re classroom backwards. that was pretty immense

 

[Easy 10]

I threw someones bag up into the branches of a tree once as well. It had his new calculator in it and he went a bit mental.

 

[me_me]

I remember Miss walker, always felt sorry for her she had no respect from any of the kids and everyone treated her like crap

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I remember Miss walker, always felt sorry for her she had no respect from any of the kids and everyone treated her like crap

I felt sorry for her aswell, I can remember someone throwing a paper plane at her and it hit her straight in the forehead.

 

[Scotty Mac]

our librarian used to take a bit of grief - whether it was us locking ourselves under the shutters at the back of the library, placing books in peoples bags so they set alarms off, or hanging out of windows screaming, she never seemed to exercise any control

 

[Munkfish]

Did you ever have songs for your teachers!? i rember we used to sing

"dean dean the sex machine"

"Knight knight he stinks of shite"

 

[me_me]

I felt sorry for her aswell, I can remember someone throwing a paper plane at her and it hit her straight in the forehead.

I remember one lesson everyone got their mobile phones out (when everyone had nokia 3310) and played the same ringtone over and over again

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Did you ever have songs for your teachers!? i rember we used to sing

"dean dean the sex machine"

"Knight knight he stinks of shite"

No we didn't have songs for teachers, but there was a very sick song about a boy in my class who shagged this whore in Sainburys Homebase toilets. I wish I can remember how it went now.

 

[Gully]

Having water fights in Chemistry after we discovered that you could connect a bunsen burner to a water tap and shoot water across the room. We had a chemistry teacher who could not have controlled a room full of tortoises let alone one full of 14 year olds, think the poor bloke had a nervous break-down and we had a different one the following year.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I remember one lesson everyone got their mobile phones out (when everyone had nokia 3310) and played the same ringtone over and over again

Marvellous scenes, I can remember someone putting a kick-me sign on her back. And you know the rest.

 

[me_me]

No we didn't have songs for teachers, but there was a very sick song about a boy in my class who shagged this whore in Sainburys Homebase toilets. I wish I can remember how it went now.

who was that?

 

[Scotty Mac]

Did you ever have songs for your teachers!? i rember we used to sing

"dean dean the sex machine"

"Knight knight he stinks of shite"

"oh mick macve oh mick macve, wont you please teach some maths to me"

 

[Basil Fawlty]

who was that?

Ricki Brown and Tanya Willcox. (now I remember it)