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What was the most Inappropriate Occasion, Time or Place you had a McTighe?
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JamesAndTheGiantHead
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Is this an open invitation for NSCers to join the sex offenders register?
- Feb 23, 2013
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Open invitation for 'your mum' jokes more like.
I've worked out what a 'McTighe' is through the context in which it is used here - but I have never heard it called that before. Anybody care to do a Susie Dent on it, please?
Megazone
On his last warning
You'd need to be well Linekered to fess up to that on an internet forum where one of the mods is a Police officer.
JamesAndTheGiantHead
Well-known member
What are the statue of limitations for having a Thomas?
Megazone
On his last warning
Not in ASDA car parks.
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
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30th September 2004 early evening in the bath at home. Brighton were playing away at Forest and I had the Radio Sussex commentary quietly on in the background. Just as I got to the vinegar strokes Adam Virgo scored for us and against the run of play as well.
It was the one and only occasion where I've cheered as I've shot my bolt.
It was the one and only occasion where I've cheered as I've shot my bolt.
Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
- 24,005
Sod the lamb shank, soaking in a bath with the Albion on the radio, it just does NOT get any better than that. Practically the meaning of life, especially if you've got a generous squirt of Badedas pine gelee in there.
I don't see how this is an inappropriate time. Seems like perfect timing.
Papa Lazarou
Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
Never heard it called Badedas.
Megazone
On his last warning
I was playing right wing and we were being completely dominated. 3-0 down with another 30 mins to go.
The ref had really soft, long hair which made him look like a very attractive lady from behind.
I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
The ref had really soft, long hair which made him look like a very attractive lady from behind.
I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
Has to be Matey.
Raleigh Chopper
New member
Not actually jacking off myself but many years ago I was on business in Brighton, it was a lovely day so I parked up on the seafront along towards Hove. I read the newspaper and put my feet up and had a little nap with the window half down.
Next thing I know there is this bloke with his face almost in the car yelling at me" you're slopping off!" I said "you what", "you're slopping off looking at my wife you f******g pervert", "I'm having a nap and my trousers are on and done up you f******g tool" I replied, "well stop looking at my wife and w******g" they then both walk off.
Never forgotten that and it must have been over 30 years ago.
I like Brighton but I have always maintained that it is stuffed with oddballs and idiots.
Next thing I know there is this bloke with his face almost in the car yelling at me" you're slopping off!" I said "you what", "you're slopping off looking at my wife you f******g pervert", "I'm having a nap and my trousers are on and done up you f******g tool" I replied, "well stop looking at my wife and w******g" they then both walk off.
Never forgotten that and it must have been over 30 years ago.
I like Brighton but I have always maintained that it is stuffed with oddballs and idiots.
A few months ago I was taking my usual morning dump in the work bogs, and the guy in the next cubicle was DEFINITELY having a Tommy Tank. He wasn't making any attempt to hide the sounds. We share toilets with 2 other companies, so I can't be certain if it was someone I work with.
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Has it ever occured to you that your facial contortion while asleep...head back, eyes shut, mouth open, possibly a bit of drool down the side of your chin was very similar to that of someone in the final ectstatic throes of orgasm. So in view of that his reaction was quite understandable.
...thought the final throes included reaching for the remote control to put Match of The Day on.
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Only if you're a once a week, Saturday night only type of guy. Unless you're also including Match of the Day 2.