What was the first thing you said this morning?

[viscentaye]

Aside from "morning love"' perhaps!....what was the first thing you said this morning?

For me "one of the kids has pissed all over the toilet floor during the night and I just trod right in it!"

 

[willow147]

"So much for the heavy snow we were supposed to get last night"

 

[Hamilton]

"That's not strictly true is it?"

Said it to myself when watching a piece of poorly thought through journalism on the telly whilst eating my breakfast.

 

[scooter1]

"Bloody hell, already" as my alarm went off

 

[T soprano]

"why does sky sports news bother with surf reports"

 

[daveinprague]

fu*k....as my alarm went off

 

[smeariestbat]

"oh shit, you're not going into labour are you?"

 

[The Birdman]

Is the heating on.

 

[Woodchip]

"Christ, it sounds miserable out there"

 

[Sam Ovett]

"Why am I awake? It's 3 O'clock"

 

[Bridcutt]

"That's not strictly true is it?"

Said it to myself when watching a piece of poorly thought through journalism on the telly whilst eating my breakfast.

Same as me but I said "Well that's not right" a reporter said it's Icy all around the country

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

"f*** off Monday"


before realising it is in fact Tuesday

 

[Eksman]

f*** this

 

[KNC]

'Oh, bollocks'

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

"Get out and walk!"

 

[cmonbarrybringonwoody!]

"Get out and walk!"

Pulled on a Monday night? Good work!

 

[The Wookiee]

Ooh yeah, how does that feel ? Let me f*** that wet pussy !!

 

[The Birdman]

Is the heating on.

 

[T soprano]

Ooh yeah, how does that feel ? Let me f*** that wet pussy !!

Think you've watched one to many porno films with dialogue like that

 

[Return of the Rev]

Just going downstairs to check my fatballs luv