What time tomorrow is MAJOR BEDWETTING hour?

[Chicken Run]

The queue from the tip will be snaking all the way down to Bear road with people getting rid of sodden mattresses tomorrow.

My pants and duvet are still stinking since stockade let the goal in at villa park

 

[Megazone]

Let the urination commence.

 

[Commander]

If I wasn't drinking my sheets would be soaked. It's almost time for full on panic stations.


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[pishhead]

If we don't land a striker, then something seriously has gone wrong in the background. Yes, we have made attempts - but the issue is, for every target there should be a plan b to d, we don't appear to have any of that.

We're playing in the richest league in the world and the club constantly say how we monitor and track players for months if not years, how can it come down to this where after months of knowing our key area to strengthen is up front does it look like we're going to go with what we have. A cataclysmic error in judgement if we do.

 

[The Rivet]

It's a full on piss fest! Can Bhafc put out the stream?

 

[Husty]

The hour is nigh, see you all in the championship next year!

 

[Easy 10]

I am absolutely drenched in my own faeces and piss. Can't believe we've finally got to the promised land, and failed to land a striker, not even ONE. Baldocks been injured since he was 12, Murray's had his zimmer kicked from under him, and Hemed looks about as dangerous as Dorset. Even if all 3 were fit and firing, we'd still be well short of PL quality up front.

As it stands we might just about tough out a few 0-0's and scrape the odd narrow win against the bottomfeeders in this League, but we are looking desperately toothless heading into this now. No pace or power up front. So, so disappointing.

 

[JC Footy Genius]

Just in case someone is desperately hanging on to it





Click on both it's awesome

 

[Pevenseagull]

Wet suit on, tarpaulin on bed, running the tap all the way through cleaning my teeth before retiring for the night.


thank **** I have a cheap matress. £200 on us to get relegated and I get a posh new matress half price!

 

[Colonel Angus]

Brighton's newly attracted Asian supporters marvel at the latest urethratic display from long-standing Albion fans on this now popular biannual event.

 

[Bruntburger]

Shit there goes the bladder. Held it so well too. ****ing hell its in my slippers!


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[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Still in the office and urinating freely in my chair whilst the cleaning lady watches.

Update: The cleaning lady has joined in.

 

[dangull]

Update: The cleaning lady has joined in.

Whatever turn you on. I don't like to judge anyone

 

[The Rivet]

We are urinited though are we not?

 

[BadFish]

At least this way we can play 4 - 3 - 3 with Knockeart, Solly and Jose as a front three.

Let's take it up to these Premier League fairy weights and footballarise them.

 

[Honky Tonx]

You think the floods in Texas are bad? Wait for 1 minute and they will look like a drought

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Nuuuuuuuurse!

 

[Commander]

Now. I have officially joined the bedwetters. We're ****ed.


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[Megazone]

Piss has just sept through my socks and is actually leaking through the floor into the kitchen.

 

[seagullsslimjim]

I've wet the bed at 11.00pm