What team is going to be bringing the best mob next season?

[the munch]

makes me laugh, when these so called "firms" tear up against each other.....yet when the flag of st george is up they stand side by side on foreign soil? strange that, west ham, millwall, leeds, all drinking amongst each other in england shirts....hmmm i know england is united but seriously?? can't make head nor tail of it, lol

 

[brightonian finest]

makes me laugh, when these so called "firms" tear up against each other.....yet when the flag of st george is up they stand side by side on foreign soil? strange that, west ham, millwall, leeds, all drinking amongst each other in england shirts....hmmm i know england is united but seriously?? can't make head nor tail of it, lol

This is not always the case

 

[Brighton Breezy]

This is not always the case

Defintiely not with Saints and Pompey.

 

[Steveapps71]

Boring you loser.
Come back with something new yeah

Thank you for your input & calling me a loser after I poster a light hearted reply on a forum!
Im guessing you are 12 or 13!

 

[Keyser Söze]

makes me laugh, when these so called "firms" tear up against each other.....yet when the flag of st george is up they stand side by side on foreign soil? strange that, west ham, millwall, leeds, all drinking amongst each other in england shirts....hmmm i know england is united but seriously?? can't make head nor tail of it, lol

What are you talking about you sandle wearing mess? Lads following England have fought with one another for years.

When English lads do 'stand side by side on foreign soil' it is due to something called mutual respect. It isn't uncommon for blokes to be trading punches one week then share a beer the next. An alien concept to some admittedly, but proof there is some degree of decency among the 'knuckledraggers' eh.

 

[brightonian finest]

Thank you for your input & calling me a loser after I poster a light hearted reply on a forum!
Im guessing you are 12 or 13!

Ok ill call you a muggy facking **** does this mean im 12/13 from landan

 

[am the one]

i think west ham , leicester ( if they are in the top six) millwall, and reading, it will be interesting to see a league for away fans any throughts

 

[fataddick]

Don't forget the new regulations that come into effect this season. To help out less well-supported teams and keep down costs for clubs (eg repairing smashed up seats, removing turds from sinks, etc), Championship sides are allowed no more than three firms each this season, with each firm having a maximum membership of 32, at least eight of whom must be under 19 and live in the same post code area as the home stadium. So I imagine mobs are going to be fairly similar in size this year, although they will obviously differ in quality. In terms of "best", what specific attribute are you interested in?

It's likely that Coventry's Maxximum Carnage Crew (who always hit TKMaxx in any town they play in the moment it opens, and aren't afraid to push in front of people to get the best bargains) will probably be voted "Best Dressed Mob" this season, as they have been for the last three, although Peterborough's FO [Factory Outlet] Firm will be looking to make a mark and may push them close this year. "Best Swearing Mob" is likely to be a three way fight between Blackpool's Donkey Fuckers, the Leicester City Cuss Mongers, and Millwall's ****ing **** Your Granny's **** Crew.

"Best Haka/War Dance" will probably go to Palace's Oyster Card Massive with their fearsome Boom-Bang-A-Bang Dance where the younger members bend over and the older ones simulate anal sex with them, sometimes for a period of several hours - a sight that strikes the fear of God into most other team's mobs. "Best Calling Card" is a tough one to call. The Hullbellies won it last year thanks to the innovation of laminating their cards so any blood could be wiped off, but most firms are expected to take laminating machines out with them this year, so someone will have to raise the bar to really stand out. There's a rumour Watford's Pinner Collider Crew may be doing something with embroidery.

"Best Pre-faceoff Choons" went to The Three Rs [Reading, Rioting and Rapmatic] Posse last season for their human beatbox displays, but there's a rumour that one of the Ipswich firms have got their hands on some rare Kajagoogoo on coloured vinyl over the close season, so the bookies make them favourites at present. "Best Hand Gestures" is almost impossible to call. Virtually every crew went with Syncronised Middle Fingers last season, although the judges (Danny Dyer, Cass Pennant and Lulu) gave the prize to Bristol City's Titties Teeheehee Team for an elaborate move that spelled out "f*** Off You Northern Monkeys" using only index fingers (and two penises). This award has been won by newly promoted team's firms more than any other, so might be a good one for HPAC and the Portslade Giblet Crew to aim for this season.

A quick reminder that membership lists need to be in with the HA by a week tomorrow (August 4th). Some of the Leeds and Cardiff firms are a bit oversubscribed, but I've heard the Barnsley Butty Boys have already snapped up most of the Leeds spares. If any of your firms think they might not be able to make up the numbers, it's worth getting in touch with Cardiff's Llangahradruichwyrwyymnghyyyffhadyrraaagwylyun (trans: "lads") Mob to see if they have anyone available on a Bossman transfer [named after Big Bossman of RFC Liege's Envie De Chier Crew who controversially switched to a Wycombe Wanderers firm in the mid-90s]. You likely won't understand a word they're saying, but who cares if they're as mad as a sack of bastards.

Good luck!

 

[brightonian finest]

Don't forget the new regulations that come into effect this season. To help out less well-supported teams and keep down costs for clubs (eg repairing smashed up seats, removing turds from sinks, etc), Championship sides are allowed no more than three firms each this season, with each firm having a maximum membership of 32, at least eight of whom must be under 19 and live in the same post code area as the home stadium. So I imagine mobs are going to be fairly similar in size this year, although they will obviously differ in quality. In terms of "best", what specific attribute are you interested in?

It's likely that Coventry's Maxximum Carnage Crew (who always hit TKMaxx in any town they play in the moment it opens, and aren't afraid to push in front of people to get the best bargains) will probably be voted "Best Dressed Mob" this season, as they have been for the last three, although Peterborough's FO [Factory Outlet] Firm will be looking to make a mark and may push them close this year. "Best Swearing Mob" is likely to be a three way fight between Blackpool's Donkey Fuckers, the Leicester City Cuss Mongers, and Millwall's ****ing **** Your Granny's **** Crew.

"Best Haka/War Dance" will probably go to Palace's Oyster Card Massive with their fearsome Boom-Bang-A-Bang Dance where the younger members bend over and the older ones simulate anal sex with them, sometimes for a period of several hours - a sight that strikes the fear of God into most other team's mobs. "Best Calling Card" is a tough one to call. The Hullbellies won it last year thanks to the innovation of laminating their cards so any blood could be wiped off, but most firms are expected to take laminating machines out with them this year, so someone will have to raise the bar to really stand out. There's a rumour Watford's Pinner Collider Crew may be doing something with embroidery.

"Best Pre-faceoff Choons" went to The Three Rs [Reading, Rioting and Rapmatic] Posse last season for their human beatbox displays, but there's a rumour that one of the Ipswich firms have got their hands on some rare Kajagoogoo on coloured vinyl over the close season, so the bookies make them favourites at present. "Best Hand Gestures" is almost impossible to call. Virtually every crew went with Syncronised Middle Fingers last season, although the judges (Danny Dyer, Cass Pennant and Lulu) gave the prize to Bristol City's Titties Teeheehee Team for an elaborate move that spelled out "f*** Off You Northern Monkeys" using only index fingers (and two penises). This award has been won by newly promoted team's firms more than any other, so might be a good one for HPAC and the Portslade Giblet Crew to aim for this season.

A quick reminder that membership lists need to be in with the HA by a week tomorrow (August 4th). Some of the Leeds and Cardiff firms are a bit oversubscribed, but I've heard the Barnsley Butty Boys have already snapped up most of the Leeds spares. If any of your firms think they might not be able to make up the numbers, it's worth getting in touch with Cardiff's Llangahradruichwyrwyymnghyyyffhadyrraaagwylyun (trans: "lads") Mob to see if they have anyone available on a Bossman transfer [named after Big Bossman of RFC Liege's Envie De Chier Crew who controversially switched to a Wycombe Wanderers firm in the mid-90s]. You likely won't understand a word they're saying, but who cares if they're as mad as a sack of bastards.

Good luck!

SHIT How long did that take you to write and then spell check?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Don't forget the new regulations that come into effect this season. To help out less well-supported teams and keep down costs for clubs (eg repairing smashed up seats, removing turds from sinks, etc), Championship sides are allowed no more than three firms each this season, with each firm having a maximum membership of 32, at least eight of whom must be under 19 and live in the same post code area as the home stadium. So I imagine mobs are going to be fairly similar in size this year, although they will obviously differ in quality. In terms of "best", what specific attribute are you interested in?

It's likely that Coventry's Maxximum Carnage Crew (who always hit TKMaxx in any town they play in the moment it opens, and aren't afraid to push in front of people to get the best bargains) will probably be voted "Best Dressed Mob" this season, as they have been for the last three, although Peterborough's FO [Factory Outlet] Firm will be looking to make a mark and may push them close this year. "Best Swearing Mob" is likely to be a three way fight between Blackpool's Donkey Fuckers, the Leicester City Cuss Mongers, and Millwall'ss ****ing **** Your Granny's **** Crew.

"Best Haka/War Dance" will probably go to Palace's Oyster Card Massive with their fearsome Boom-Bang-A-Bang Dance where the younger members bend over and the older ones simulate anal sex with them, sometimes for a period of several hours - a sight that strikes the fear of God into most other team's mobs. "Best Calling Card" is a tough one to call. The Hullbellies won it last year thanks to the innovation of laminating their cards so any blood could be wiped off, but most firms are expected to take laminating machines out with them this year, so someone will have to raise the bar to really stand out. There's a rumour Watford's Pinner Collider Crew may be doing something with embroidery.

"Best Pre-faceoff Choons" went to The Three Rs [Reading, Rioting and Rapmatic] Posse last season for their human beatbox displays, but there's a rumour that one of the Ipswich firms have got their hands on some rare Kajagoogoo on coloured vinyl over the close season, so the bookies make them favourites at present. "Best Hand Gestures" is almost impossible to call. Virtually every crew went with Syncronised Middle Fingers last season, although the judges (Danny Dyer, Cass Pennant and Lulu) gave the prize to Bristol City's Titties Teeheehee Team for an elaborate move that spelled out "f*** Off You Northern Monkeys" using only index fingers (and two penises). This award has been won by newly promoted team's firms more than any other, so might be a good one for HPAC and the Portslade Giblet Crew to aim for this season.

A quick reminder that membership lists need to be in with the HA by a week tomorrow (August 4th). Some of the Leeds and Cardiff firms are a bit oversubscribed, but I've heard the Barnsley Butty Boys have already snapped up most of the Leeds spares. If any of your firms think they might not be able to make up the numbers, it's worth getting in touch with Cardiff's Llangahradruichwyrwyymnghyyyffhadyrraaagwylyun (trans: "lads") Mob to see if they have anyone available on a Bossman transfer [named after Big Bossman of RFC Liege's Envie De Chier Crew who controversially switched to a Wycombe Wanderers firm in the mid-90s]. You likely won't understand a word they're saying, but who cares if they're as mad as a sack of bastards.

Good luck!

that isn't remotely funny , but this is ......... when the red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along

 

[upthealbion1970]

Exactly what your doing now then....

What has joined up hand writing got to do with anything, your really bad at trying to dig me out, joined up handwriting or not doesnt make you more clever you div

No keyboard warriorness here, it's "you're" by the way. Sarcasm beyond you eh? Bless

 

[brightonian finest]

No keyboard warriorness here, it's "you're" by the way. Sarcasm beyond you eh? Bless

Dont ave time 4 spel chekar ye

 

[fataddick]

that isn't remotely funny , but this is ......... when the red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along

u r a gay lol

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

u r a gay lol

i know, i used to work with a Charlton fan who told me this was sung at the valley back in the day , when are you going to re introduce it

 

[redneb]

top lad

Not really you tit.

 

[redneb]

But, if it gets nasty,then rest assured that Brighton on their day can have some right tasty geezers,that will stand up to the liberties and piss taking that certain clubs feel happy to do when in town....Hove park 1997 vs Cardiff was the last major incident i remember(at the the Ground),running battles for over half an hour in Hove park....like you though i prefer to watch it kick off on the pitch and enjoy the 90 mins.

Thats put my mind at rest.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Listen pussies, you turn up to the Amex with your scarves, thermos flasks and replica shirts, enjoy the community tiddlywinks and Gully's Girls before the match. The reason why you can walk to the ground in safety is due to the respect given to HPAC from rival firms, who know that our turf and honour will be defended to the limit. Some of the top boys have entered a higher level of consciousness, can play Jenga blindfold, have perfected card counting so if ever challenged to a game of S Club 7 Top Trumps they'll know exactly what is coming next, and the attributes of each card so the oppos won't stand a prayer.

We know the OB will be watching and checking our mobiles, so gone off the grid. Uncle Vern now keeps pigeons and will send messages attached to his fastest two winged chariot, and that's how we're arranging some tasty toe to toe Morris Dancing against the Middlesborough Smeggy Smoggy Brigade, even though one of their generals, Billy Nomates, once did three nights as Billy Elliott at the Cleveland Opera House, which if you ask me is cheating, but we play by Queensbury rules, no civilians, no scarfers, no birds, those in the know, know, know what I mean?

God Bless the Queen Mum

the voice of sanity

 

[Mackenzie]

loser

Not really you tit.

 

[redneb]

Oh it was all a joke. What an absolute card you are, comedy genius.

 

[Mackenzie]

Oh it was all a joke. What an absolute card you are, comedy genius.

Who rattled your cage anyway?