What should I do?

[seagully]

But

a) No protection is 100% safe
b) She is not your current girlfriend so how does she know you do not have another girl on the go?

Very true. Right, time to mock up an STD clinic letter methinks! What do you reckon: Chlamydia (sp?) or gonorohea (sp?)

 

[The Large One]

Very true. Right, time to mock up an STD clinic letter methinks! What do you reckon: Chlamydia (sp?) or gonorohea (sp?)

Either, but spell it right, or the thick brummie might smell a rat. And I'm not talking about the two-timing bint.

 

[seagully]

Either, but spell it right, or the thick brummie might smell a rat. And I'm not talking about the two-timing bint.

Maybe AIDS would be easire to spell but might be a bit OTT!

 

[desprateseagull]

give us your g/f's number, and i'll send a made up 'local health alert'..

 

[seagully]

give us your g/f's number, and i'll send a made up 'local health alert'..

 

[The Timekeeper]

I broke up with my girlfriend of six years last year but have been sleeping with her fairly regularly ever since. She now has a new fella but has still been sleeping with me. I still like her a lot. Should I tell her new bloke about me and her and then hope she doesn't kill me or keep it a secret and hope she finishes with him eventually?

Obviously a nice girl with high morals (NOT)
Look for something else mate!!!

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Maybe AIDS would be easire to spell but might be a bit OTT!

Needs to be a disease transmitted despite protection. I would run with a virulent strain of crabs, or an oral transmitter. I knew a guy that ended up with oral thrush, which was really not nice.

It'll be something that she'll have to mention to the other guy. But get a farewell f*** in first.

 

[seagully]

Needs to be a disease transmitted despite protection. I would run with a virulent strain of crabs, or an oral transmitter. I knew a guy that ended up with oral thrush, which was really not nice.

It'll be something that she'll have to mention to the other guy. But get a farewell f*** in first.

Sounds like a plan. I'll f*** her, then f*** her off

 

[tedebear]

You're willing to "adopt" an STD to prove a point?? How bizarre - and when she spills the beans on a pissed girls night out (thinking that you're diseased) to all and sundry you'll be a tainted man....

Just get shot of her mate - it ain't worth it.....just accidently send a text to the new guy saying what great sex you had last night...be sure to mention her name and say lots of love from you...should set the wheels in motion...

 

[seagully]

You're willing to "adopt" an STD to prove a point?? How bizarre - and when she spills the beans on a pissed girls night out (thinking that you're diseased) to all and sundry you'll be a tainted man....

Just get shot of her mate - it ain't worth it.....just accidently send a text to the new guy saying what great sex you had last night...be sure to mention her name and say lots of love from you...should set the wheels in motion...

Unfortunately I don't have his number. She's coming up to Coventry soon and will be out with him. I'll probably get drunk and tell him face to face. And tell her exactly what I think of her

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

I broke up with my girlfriend of six years last year but have been sleeping with her fairly regularly ever since. She now has a new fella but has still been sleeping with me. I still like her a lot. Should I tell her new bloke about me and her and then hope she doesn't kill me or keep it a secret and hope she finishes with him eventually?

keep it going as long as you can,
leg over and chips without all the bullshit that goes with a relationship,marvellous.

 

[tedebear]

Unfortunately I don't have his number. She's coming up to Coventry soon and will be out with him. I'll probably get drunk and tell him face to face. And tell her exactly what I think of her

Good luck

 

[seagully]

Good luck

Thanks! Let's hope he doesn't hit me too hard. Or her come to think of it.

 

[Easy 10]

I don't see the problem, as long as you don't mind stirring another mans porridge.

 

[The Large One]

I don't see the problem, as long as you don't mind stirring another mans porridge.

And him stirring yours.