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[Wardy]

Wanted Target Man
Call [MM MOBILE'S Number]
For More Details
(Previous Applicants Need Not Apply)

 

[parks]

 

[dougdeep]

3 points available. Help yourself.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

"SOMEONE PLEASE COME AND HOLD UP THE OTHER END OF MY BA"

 

[DJ Leon]

Come on the Albion?
Good old Sussex by the sea?