Vegas Seagull
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- Jul 10, 2009
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People in Churchill Sq car park that try to reverse park and fail multiple times in a space that blocks the traffic flow upwards
- People who stop at the top or bottom of an escalator.
- People who don't queue or think it's somehow beneath them - yes kids, you lot who think you can rock up and get on a bus before the entire queue who was there first
- People who try and get on a tube before the passengers have disembarked
Near empty Gatwick Express trains sailing past Clapham Junction occupying line capacity and making everyone else late
Done instead of Did.
Alan Shearer is one of the most high profile cases of using done instead of did, drives me mad that he is making so much money from the publicly funded BBC, that he can't learn himself better.
Allow me to demonstrate:
Hello,
I'm currently out of the office on a golfing trip with my very professional, grown-up, rich friends.
Kind Regards,
Thomas
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Hello,
I'm currently out of the office doing playtime with my people wot is in my skool.
Derrr,
Tom
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Public Servants who take a monthly wage, make unforgivable mistakes, do not get sacked or have back pay docked but who simply insist that they will 'learn from their mistakes'
Public Servants who take a monthly wage, make unforgivable mistakes, do not get sacked or have back pay docked but who simply insist that they will 'learn from their mistakes'
Over keen waiters who have to check on you every 5 mins.
Cafés that seem to have no thought out consistent service plan. Where is the cutlery? Maybe they'll bring it with the food, maybe the on a side board somewhere, nope there it is by the door, nope that just a vase of numbered wooden spoons, where would they keep the menus? That table has got a wine list and a spoon, that other one only has some ketchup. Oh, here comes the waiter now with a menu, thanks can I please have the.. You must order at the counter, oh okay, seemed like table service, thanks. Go to pay at counter, no order now pay at the end right, you know what forget it. You spend more time wandering around the rustic bean sacks and stripped wooden side boards on some cutlery treasure hunt than you do eating the bloody food.
People who know what' comic sans is.
People who drive in the outside lane on a motorway at 80mph and then get upset when I'm up their arse, flashing my lights, as I want to drive to my cars capabilities @ a cool 140mph. Don't you understand how utterly exasperating it is for me and my fellow BMW drivers to have to deal with you law abiding a r s e h o l e s?!? I need to shave an average of 3 mins off my journey, just to prove how enormously massive my appendage actually is... This is very important and naturally I never, ever get done for driving at such a speed. I'm above the law, beyond the pale and yes an utter, utter t w a t.
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Kosh
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I love a good font.