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What parts do you shave?



dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
Cheeky Monkey said:
Keerrching Mum! The times I've cut the inside of my nostrils ramming a triple blade Gillette up there to hack away at the nasal forest. Too much of a lazy fugger to invest in the proper products

:clap2:

Pluck them you wimp.
 






robbied69

New member
Sep 20, 2005
1,227
North London
All over.
 


Rougvie

Rising Damp
Aug 29, 2003
5,131
Hove, f***ing ACTUALLY.
My girlfriend has just starting more or less INSISTING that I shave (Or at least trim) round my dangly parts.

I never realeased hair grew that long on your knackers.
 


robbied69

New member
Sep 20, 2005
1,227
North London
I hate it when I have to shave under my sack and along the base. Had a nasty accident once.

Never try it under the influence of alcohol.
 








coventrygull

the right one
Jun 3, 2004
6,752
Bridlington Yorkshire
robbied69 said:
cough cough.........

No I didn't. Do you think I did it purely so it would look big, tut tut.

Would never of thought anyone would do that just to look bigger but then it beats penis enlargement operations :lolol:
 




Shirty

Daring to Zlatan
Rougvie said:
My girlfriend has just starting more or less INSISTING that I shave (Or at least trim) round my dangly parts.


I had to do this once for surgical reasons and my wife now keeps pestering me to recreate a more "trimmed" appearance.... the problem is it itches like feck when it starts to grow back which can lead to some very embarrassing moments if you're less than choosy where you are when you scratch the itch !!:ohmy:
 


Silent Bob

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dec 6, 2004
22,172
It doesn't itch if you just TRIM it, rather than shaving it.

:blush:
 










Yoda

English & European
AMelbourneAlbionSupporter said:
brazilian leaves a thin strip of hair at the front and removes all the rest back to past the crack.

A XXX bralzilian is a front back, crack and sack wax...otherwise known as a Bald Eagle

I thought that was called a Hollywood (strip). Brazillian was all off.???
 






Jul 5, 2003
12,644
Chertsey
Yoda said:
I thought that was called a Hollywood (strip). Brazillian was all off.???

Brazillian is when you have everything off apart from a landing strip -as far as i know!!!

Waxing is NOT the way to go - far too painful!!!!
 


dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
ben andrews' girlfriend said:
Brazillian is when you have everything off apart from a landing strip -as far as i know!!!

Waxing is NOT the way to go - far too painful!!!!

What do you mean by a landing strip? Can you be more specific? ???
 






Hampden Park

Ex R.N.
Oct 7, 2003
4,993
ben andrews' girlfriend said:
Like how has been described before - with just a line in the middle that hasnt been shaved/waxed

somewhere to strike you matches you mean ;)
 


Napper

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
24,466
Sussex
i cut my nether region hair with scissors, not to make my Knob look big :D just prefer it looking trimmed .. . . it's the finer touches
 


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