What other names do you call TV programmes.

[Stat Brother]

As I mentioned last night, I've always referred to A Touch Of Frost, as A Touch Of Bollox, obviously, by virtue of the fact it's bollox.

And for much the same reason, from my yoof, Tales Of The Unexpected, was always known as Tales Of The Bloody Obvious.

Any others?

 

[jonny.rainbow]

I call Eastenders, Bellenders.

At least I used to.

 

[The Large One]

Dynasty always got called 'Dysentry' by Terry Wogan, which was a little bit on the funny side.

It was even funnier when, on his chat show featuring one of the stars of the soap, he inadvertently referred to it as 'Dysentry'. Oooh, the looks that woman gave him would turn milk at 100 paces.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Eastenders - Eastbenders
Neighbours - Gaybours
Home and Away - Home and a Gay

 

[The Large One]

Oh yeah, the Old Grey Whistle Test was frequently referred to as The Old Dead Squirrel Test.

 

[Woodchip]

Eastenders - Besty Benders

 

[Hampden Park]

eastenders = forecastle fenders

 

[Robot Chicken]

Any football match featuring Man Utd or Ronaldo as: that f******g ***t ***t team

 

[Beach Hut]

I used to call it Tales of the Bleedin' Obvious - love the woman dancing in the flames at the start and the comparison with Semen in "that" England keeper top on Fantasy Football