What job do you need the least qualifications for ?

[Skaville]

tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor...

It's a bit of a shit thread isn't it.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Para, Para in the sky
living proof that shit can fly
if you've got a low IQ
you can be a Para, too.

(Copyright: 42 RMC 1982)

Well lets be honest, you have to be of a certain mental disposition as an officer if you are willing to walk along Arhmen bridge in 1944, with armed with little more than an umbrella, whilst the flatheads are trying to blow you to pieces.

Still they did not make that mistake again in the early 1970's.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Lets ask Brighton Boy

 

[looney]

Webmaster

 

[Rougvie]

Surely estate agent.

Most of them are RETARDS.

 

[perseus]

Politician

 

[Yorkie]

Fire Service
The medical is really tough

 

[Robot Chicken]

Farmer.

No wait, you need HAY levels

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Farmer.

No wait, you need HAY levels

 

[Lord Bracknell]

NSC Moderator

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Railway Staff Member

 

[On the Left Wing]

Portsmouth manager

 

[bhaexpress]

Although I'm not qualified I could be a gynacologist, I've worked with enough c*nts over the years.

 

[Bwian]

Lib Dumb MP

 

[burrish gull]

A job in television, forget a 'meeja' degree its all bullshit, just suck up to the relevant person, sell your sole and work for nothing for a while then hey presto you are working in the most back stabbing industry in the UK!!

 

[oapdodge]

Teacher

 

[Bakesy]

McDonalds..........anyone can get a job there.........so long as you have a face like a 9" Marguerita with extra toppings.

 

[Everest]

Footballer

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Crystal Palace football scout

 

[Simster]

Portsmouth manager

Southampton manager - when Rupert Lowe gets it.

Rather like employing a doctor with his degree being in theatre design.

Edit: I said Rupert Lowe, I meant that other chinless inbred Clive Woodward.