What job do you need the least qualifications for ?

[Dandyman]

Following on from twattiest jobs, the natural question must be what job can you do with no actual qualifications at all ?

Qualifications in this case means anything from NVQ, City & Guilds, Phd to a driving licence.

According to the Met Police website you do not need any qualifications to join other than than being reasonably fit, not a drug addict or a convicted criminal, so to start off with...

The Metropolitan Police Service.

next, please...

(points will be deducted for suggestions where a qualification of some sort actually is needed).

 

[Da Man Clay]

Any police service

 

[Chicken Run]

Estate Agent

 

[Curious Orange]

Local Councillor.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Tesco

 

[Uncle Buck]

Well the criteria for the Met rules most of NSP out....

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Footballer

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Military. No quals, and you can have a criminal record. In fact, for some regiments, the longer the record the better. Oh yes, don't think that drug abuse will debar you from joining either.....

 

[Uncle Buck]

Military. No quals, and you can have a criminal record. In fact, for some regiments, the longer the record the better. Oh yes, don't think that drug abuse will debar you from joining either.....

That regiment sounds like the Para's....

 

[Mr Burns]

MP

 

[Dandyman]

Military. No quals, and you can have a criminal record. In fact, for some regiments, the longer the record the better. Oh yes, don't think that drug abuse will debar you from joining either.....

Excellent work, Hants.

You are now appointed official careers adviser to NSP.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

That regiment sounds like the Para's....

Pretty much. I have some bedding rolls for all those who want to practice joining the Marines. You have to bring your own video camera though.

 

[JJ McClure]

X-Factor Judge

 

[Uncle Buck]

Pretty much. I have some bedding rolls for all those who want to practice joining the Marines. You have to bring your own video camera though.

Was it not the Marine's that sung to the Para's

'if you're got a low IQ you can be a Para to'?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Football Agent. Just need to be slimy

 

[Skaville]

Dustman, retail, prostitute, labourer, drug dealer, pimp, lapdancer, actor, kitchen porter, farm hand, apple picker, stand up comedian, barman, road sweeper, data entry, porn star...

 

[Barrel of Fun]

....Artist

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Was it not the Marine's that sung to the Para's

'if you're got a low IQ you can be a Para to'?

It also depends on what colour beret you want. If you like the pink/red type, then the Paras are for you. A little number in green, and Lympstone awaits.

IQ is negotiable (ie you can either have one, or not).

 

[Uncle Buck]

It also depends on what colour beret you want. If you like the pink/red type, then the Paras are for you. A little number in green, and Lympstone awaits.

IQ is negotiable (ie you can either have one, or not).

I guess at least in the Para's you can become living proof that shit can fly.

 

[Dandyman]

I guess at least in the Para's you can become living proof that shit can fly.

Para, Para in the sky
living proof that shit can fly
if you've got a low IQ
you can be a Para, too.

(Copyright: 42 RMC 1982)