What is Vicente doing RIGHT NOW?

[Tooting Gull]

On an optimistic note, I reckon he's in the games room at his villa throwing darts at a picture of Dougie Freedman, with a ticket to Gatwick and a signed contract on the table.

Or something.

 

[Mellotron]

Having a kickabout with Sergio. Sergio just injured Vicente.

 

[Titanic]

Enjoying a light lunch of ambrosia.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Picking some bogies.

 

[tip top]

Playing with some pins and a Paul Barber doll.

 

[daveinprague]

Knocking one out as wife incapacitated.

 

[sparkie]

Taking a call from Bruno planning their first night out.

 

[Badger]

Getting ready for an all afternoon drinking SESSION in preparation for the Spain Portugal match.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Cleaning sick off some brand new penny loafers.

 

[Yoda]

Changing a spoilt nappy.

 

[public school boy]

Reading the riot act to his agent.

 

[The Large One]

Learning the words to 'P-A-L-A-C-E...'

 

[albion534]

Taking a massive shit

 

[Gritt23]

He's knocking up a massive paella. It6's a recipe he's picked up from Nigella Lawson, and he's pretty proud of it tbh.

 

[Albumen]

 

[Kumquat]

Wondering why his ears are burning.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

He's admiring himself in a full length mirror, holding his new baby to his oiled-up chest, re-creating that shit Athena poster that birds used to have on their walls in the 80's,

 

[Woodchip]

Reading NSC and laughing at the stir he is causing.

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

Playing with some pins and a Paul Barber doll.

lol

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

It's almost one o'clock. He's probably pulled his sombrero over his eyes and gone to sleep under a tree for the afternoon.