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What is the worst kind of shit to tread in

Worst kind of shit 2 tread in

  • Dog

    Votes: 18 60.0%
  • Horse

    Votes: 1 3.3%
  • Human

    Votes: 10 33.3%
  • Vulture

    Votes: 1 3.3%

  • Total voters
    30








vulture

Banned
Jul 26, 2004
16,515
Used to hate it as a kid.Trying to use matchsticks to get it out of the trainers
 


Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
dog, especially when you have to use twigs to scrape the shit out of the gap in your school shoes at 8am in the morning
 








Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
I know it isn't a choice, but cat shit has to be the worst of the lot, it flaming stinks...in fact, anything that has meat as a major part of its diet is pretty bad, animals that live on grass/veggies doesn't tend to be so bad.
 














Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
It wasn't Daddy up to his night time antics again then?
 


Hunting 784561

New member
Jul 8, 2003
3,651
A kid at my old school did a sneaky dump in the school dining hall when no one was looking, close to a radiator.

It caused a hell of a stink, put everyone off their school dinners for a few days, and not surprisingly they caught him and he got expelled.

Oh - dog shit BTW.
 


Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
...how the hell did they catch him, or was it like the blanket protests in the Maze and he wrote his name in it...
 




Dr Q

Well-known member
Jul 29, 2004
1,847
Cobbydale
Not that I like to tread in it, but I'm fairly immune to dog sh*t as I spend forever picking up after our two. However, cat sh*t I cannot abide, picking it off our lawn makes me retch, it has such a pungent stink:sick:

My boots are usually covered in Horse and cow shit from our walks (as are the dogs sometimes) so its desn't bother me.

Vultures probably pretty rank. Got a whiff of some hyena sh*t in Kenya once and that was f*****g gross!

Talking of human sh*t, my missus went in the loo's in Tesco's in Bristol on saturday night and came out very quickly, as someone had logged off on the floor by the sinks ... gross!
 












Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised
Aug 5, 2003
14,126
The democratic and free EU
I got crapped on by a vulture that was circling overhead when I was at the Taj Mahal (the building, not the restaurant). Wasn't so bad though - didn't smell too much and it probably looked more traumatic to the various onlookers than it actually was. Quite voluminous, mind you.

I would have to say that being crapped on by a Great Dane circling overhead would be far worse.
 


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