What is the worst child name you have heard of?

[piersa]

My favourite and worst is "Pilot inspektor". Jason Lee from my name is earl called his daughter this! Terrible.

 

[Titus]

Murder. Apparently it was quite fashionable in the States a while back.

 

[Braders]

Harper Seven

 

[chez]

I think I remember a child in Seaford being called Suburu Impreza.

 

[Braders]

this are equally bad

Tu Morrow
ZUMA NESTA ROCK
MOXIE CRIMEFIGHTER

 

[Stoo82]

Any type of fruit.

 

[Braders]

Any type of fruit.

indeed ... pissing APPLE , if you didn't think Chris Martin is an utter,utter C**T for his bland ,shite , art student music you've got to for his shit choice in names for kids.

 

[JBizzle]

Dave - On a girl

 

[MORTY]

Whilst perhaps not a bad name, how lazy are parents that call their little boy "Aaron" I mean you pick up one of those "1001 baby names" books open up page 1 and say "that'll do"

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Loveday.

 

[Frutos]

Russell Sprout - a pupil at the school my Mum used to work at.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Russell Sprout - a pupil at the school my Mum used to work at.

I knew a Connie Flower - but she'd only become that when she married Mr Flower.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I did read of a vicar who was asked - and refused - to christen a little baby girl with the name Vagina.

 

[SurreySeagulls]

Just watching NatGeo's Mega Factories on the Lego plant and one of Company Execs is called Mad Nipper!!!!! Now that is weird even if you are Danish

 

[generation x]

Mother-in-Law knew a woman called Mrs Pipe who named her son Dwayne.

 

[arkan]

Lloyd Banks

Asa, i just hate that name.

 

[Bwian]

Hazel Nutt-lived near us when I was a kid.

 

[Sonic]

Worst I've seen was a guy called Richard Head who named his son 'Dickon'. I kid you not.
Most unfortunate name I've seen by marriage is Emma Royds.

 

[trancing]

Carrie Oakey
Megan Bacon
Doug Hole
Stan Still
Phil Good
Paul Table
Tim Foil
Dwayne Pipe

all these names were in the paper recently of people who live in England

 

[Norman Potting]

Boadicea, used to do ballet with my eldest.