What is the weirdest thing you have done in your sleep?

[Barrel of Fun]

I got dressed, showered and left the house when I was 10 for school. It wasn't until 10 minutes later that it wasn't time for school...

I did that a few times.

Got showered, dressed and demolished a weetabix before my parents guided me back in to bed at 3am.

I used to sleep walk a lot at school. Being in a dormitory of 24, it was fraught with hazards of returning to the correct bed!

 

[Wilko]

I used to sleep walk a lot at school. Being in a dormitory of 24, it was fraught with hazards of returning to the correct bed!

That old excuse eh? Ooooh, I was sleepwalking, honest.

 

[SeagullinExile]

i sleepwalked into my brothers room many years ago (after a heavy night on the sauce) and pissed on his dressing gown, which was hanging on the back of his door.....

...this is the first time i have confessed all...it's been eating away at me for years, i now feel a huge weight taken off my shoulders....honest.

 

[vegster]

i sleepwalked into my brothers room many years ago (after a heavy night on the sauce) and pissed on his dressing gown, which was hanging on the back of his door.....

...this is the first time i have confessed all...it's been eating away at me for years, i now feel a huge weight taken off my shoulders....honest.

After soaking his dressing gown I expect your brother had a huge weight on his shoulders when he got up ?

 

[SeagullinExile]

After soaking his dressing gown I expect your brother had a huge weight on his shoulders when he got up ?

Hehe...he was proper pissed off, although, i did eventually manage to convince him that he did it himself..cleverly diverting the blame from myself.

 

[Bones]

Several times I have had a recurring dream of playing football...... I'm playing up front and chasing a ball back to the opposition goalie. The ball is going away from me and it is the goalies ball but still I chase it.... the goalie sees me coming and sprints towards the ball to hoof it back upfield.... but ! catastrophe for the 'keeper... he slices the ball and it goes up about 10' and comes down spinning like one of Muralitheran's dhosras in no mans land between us.... I'm still running so I have a slight advantage over the confused goalie.....I only have to make the 5 yds to the ball... I'm going to make it... but the 'keeper is going for it too and he's closing in... with a supreme effort I get to the ball half a second before the goalie and smash it past him into the net.......

Imagine my surprise when I wake up in bed, with an agonising pain in my right foot as I have kicked the radiator next to the bed. Doh !

Similar to my old man except he was maki g a sliding tackle and woke up with his leg throuh wardrobe door and blood everywhere.

 

[Questions]

I knew that Socrates was pretty good in the old days, but I did not know Oedipus pulled on a pair of boots for Brazil too .

He played for Greece you pillock.

 

[Sam Ovett]

Went to bed in my halls room last year, woke up at the kitchen table with a plate on my head. Shook me up that did!