What is the most embarrasing thing that has ever hapened to to you?

[Commander]

Well? I'm bored. Someone make me laugh.

 

[Napper]

As a 14 year old trying to impress the birds I turned up at a party as a women when the party was only fancy dress for the adults.

 

[Commander]

Good start. Any more?

 

[Napper]

i also sh1t myself when i was 12 @ boys brigade camp, was sharing a tent with 3 others and had dodgy guts but could not open the tent . had to dispose of my pyjama bottoms in the bushes and run back across the campsite naked after Id cleaned myself up

 

[Silent Bob]

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I know a poster who woke up in the bedroom of a saucy young lady with the young lady shouting "what the f*** are you doing"
He was squating, sleep shitting in the bin in her bedroom.
She never called him again.






(No it wasn't me)

 

[Commander]

I know a poster who woke up in the bedroom of a saucy young lady with the young lady shouting "what the f*** are you doing"
He was squating, sleep shitting in the bin in her bedroom.
She never called him again.







(No it wasn't me)

Course it wasn't

 

[CHAPPERS]

When I was mascot for the Albion (before the Hull game on a Friday evening in December 1990) I was watching the other mascot get his photo taken with his favourite player ) I think he chose sergei gotmasnov and was resting my hands on my knees. Clearly this made my arse stick out and was too much of a good opportunity for somebody (I think it was Johnny Crumplin) who proceeded to kick a ball at my arse, all to the delight of the north stand who let out a big cheer.

 

[aftershavedave]

very drunk as a young student i managed to get myself pick up by a moose in that nightclub that used to be downbeat.

escorting me home to her place i managed to walk stright into the italian sunken pond up to my chest.

she didn't seem to mind that i was covered in algae!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

The thing that I'm most ashamed of apart from the incident with the goat and the chicken, happened the weekend after my parents split up.
Me and my sisters went to live with my mum and the first saturday in our new house with my mum a total wreck, I decided to get so pissed that I couldn't get home (I was 14).
Apparently I'd called my mum from the station and sounded so bad she thought I'd been stabbed. So she calls the police.
When the police arrived I tried to take them on!
I got arrested for drunk and disorderly and taken home to our new house in the back of a police car.
The next day nothing was said and bless her she never said anything about it until I asked her a couple of years ago if she remembered.
I got such a bollocking. I was 35 by then.

 

[Commander]

very drunk as a young student i managed to get myself pick up by a moose in that nightclub that used to be downbeat.

escorting me home to her place i managed to walk stright into the italian sunken pond up to my chest.

she didn't seem to mind that i was covered in algae!

That one made me laugh!

 

[TSB]

When i was about 13 nike and adidas "poppers" (as well as sniffing poppers) were in.

We had a non-school uniform day and i wore mine, only for a classmate to rip them off infront of the whole school (about 100 kids,felt like the whole school)....i only had a pair of orange boxers on underneath....simpson's ones....traumatic

What about you, commander?

 

[aftershavedave]

That one made me laugh!

funnily enough about 15 years after this happened i saw a woman giggling with her mate in a bar....who came over and asked me if i was the pond man!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Being dyslexic, I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

 

[dougdeep]

Being dyslexic, I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Hey, it was my turn to tell that one.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Being dyslexic, I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Actually, that last bit is a lie. In fact the whole post is a lie. Made the whole thing up for, hopefully, comic effect

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Hey, it was my turn to tell that one.

Don't you glare at ME, doug peed

 

[Mr Burns]

When I was mascot for the Albion (before the Hull game on a Friday evening in December 1990) I was watching the other mascot get his photo taken with his favourite player ) I think he chose sergei gotmasnov and was resting my hands on my knees. Clearly this made my arse stick out and was too much of a good opportunity for somebody (I think it was Johnny Crumplin) who proceeded to kick a ball at my arse, all to the delight of the north stand who let out a big cheer.

f***ing hell you must have a big arse if John Crumplin managed to hit it. Or was he standing a inches away from you?

 

[Giraffe]

When I was younger and foolish (well more so than I am now) I arranged a hotel room for me and a girl I had just met.

Whilst she was in the hotel making herself look fab I went back to the car to get something and jumped down onto what looked like a path. Next thing I knew I was immersed in water fighting for my life! What I'd jumped into was some kind of swamp/sewage/stream covered with duckweed which in the right light had looked like a path. I nearly drowned! Was completely immersed. I managed to get out and trudged back to the hotel room. I was covered in pondweed and black stuff, I looked like swampman. Needless to say I didn't get my oats that night, and to this day the now lady in question laughs when she sees me.........

 

[Gully]

Did he have a banjo in his hand and did he choose you as a target as there were no cows grazing on the hallowed turf on that fateful evening.