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seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,943
Crap Town
Shit club , Shit ground , Shit players , Shit fans.
 




Seat Stealer

Active member
Jun 23, 2012
318
Education alive and well in Croydon according to this poster called Miss Selhurst: beeing called 'the adverticer' meens they probly make more mony from ads than from selling paypers so if you have a go at their advertizing revenews then you woud reely get at them write and propar.
nobody buys the evening standard and they dont care about that as long as you reed there ads
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i am just Miss Understood sometimes, be nice to me and dontt make me cry

God help us!!!!!!
 










"Liam Melody, 19, of Stanley Gardens, Wallington, ran into court crying for his dad after a partition above the urinals at Croydon Magistrates' Court fell on his head, causing a gash."

I would like to dispute the above statement - as a palace fan he was already a gash before the toilet fell on his head.
 






seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,943
Crap Town
"Liam Melody, 19, of Stanley Gardens, Wallington, ran into court crying for his dad after a partition above the urinals at Croydon Magistrates' Court fell on his head, causing a gash."

I would like to dispute the above statement - as a palace fan he was already a gash before the toilet fell on his head.
:laugh:
 


Sheebo

Well-known member
Jul 13, 2003
29,319
Education alive and well in Croydon according to this poster called Miss Selhurst: beeing called 'the adverticer' meens they probly make more mony from ads than from selling paypers so if you have a go at their advertizing revenews then you woud reely get at them write and propar.
nobody buys the evening standard and they dont care about that as long as you reed there ads
__________________
i am just Miss Understood sometimes, be nice to me and dontt make me cry

God help us!!!!!!

hahaha - BRILLIANT! :lol: :ffsparr:
 




catfish

North Stand Brighton Boy
Dec 17, 2010
7,677
Worthing
"Liam Melody, 19, of Stanley Gardens, Wallington, ran into court crying for his dad after a partition above the urinals at Croydon Magistrates' Court fell on his head, causing a gash."

I would like to dispute the above statement - as a palace fan he was already a gash before the toilet fell on his head.

Mind you, it's not what you expect when you're having a drink is it?
 










philsussex

New member
Dec 9, 2006
5,266
Good Old Sussex By the Sea
Education alive and well in Croydon according to this poster called Miss Selhurst: beeing called 'the adverticer' meens they probly make more mony from ads than from selling paypers so if you have a go at their advertizing revenews then you woud reely get at them write and propar.
nobody buys the evening standard and they dont care about that as long as you reed there ads
__________________
i am just Miss Understood sometimes, be nice to me and dontt make me cry

God help us!!!!!!

Clearly one of their more intelligent fans. It can at least be called semi-literate.
 




GreersElbow

New member
Jan 5, 2012
4,870
A Northern Outpost
Clearly 'Liam' is in court for common law battery, possibly ABH - which is a criminal offence, not civil as OP on the Palace board suggests. The football banning order would coincide with the common law offence, and therefore remain criminal and not civil.

God they're daft - however, this "Liam Melody, 19, of Stanley Gardens, Wallington, ran into court crying for his dad after a partition above the urinals at Croydon Magistrates' Court fell on his head, causing a gash." Albeit amusing, is poorly written and the 'crying for his dad' is irrelevant, and poorly connected to him being apart of the ultras group...
 








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