[Misc] What gives you a decent semi?

[Algernon]

What's your starter for 10? Engorges your corpus cavernosa?

 

[Westdene Seagull]

- about £300k+ nowadays

 

[Motogull]

Jesus Christ.

 

[jcdenton08]

 

[Mr Bridger]

Jesus Christ.

Niche.

 

[SkirlieWirlie]

 

[Scappa]

Jesus Christ.

Stigmata is a particularly unusual kink. A Call To Service, if you will

 

[PTC Gull]

Another “look at me thread” then.

 

[Eeyore]

I think, if we can get through the next couple of stages, a decent semi would be Preston. Then we would stand a chance of making the climax.

 

[Anger]

Owning one of two adjoining houses does it for me.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

- about £300k+ nowadays

This was genuinely my first thought when I saw the thread title.

Anyway....

This one is decent, and relevant however one interprets the thread.

 

[Official Old Man]

Hormone Therepy has put paid to all of the options these days.

 

[Stato]

Jurgen Locadia's best moment in an Albion shirt, a miss-hit Solly March freekick, a goalkeeping blunder and winning a penalty shootout; and a trouncing of Grimsby both gave me semis. Neither turned out to be decent.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Another “look at me thread” then.

I think we know what inspires the OP

 

[Randy McNob]

Gemma Chan

 

[AmexRuislip]

What about HornPub

Asking for a friend.

 

[Guinness Boy]

These days it’s mostly informing people that start shit threads like this that they’re attention seeking bellends.

 

[cheshunt seagull]

Seeing as it's the first thing I do when I wake up; getting Wordle in 3.

 

[Algernon]

It appears I've touched a nerve of a few of you who recognise your bitter selves but haven't the guts/honesty, or self awareness to have picked those options.
You sadly can't help but show your true characters even in this light hearted thread.
Being all rufty tufty must be really tiring, plus you're the only one who thinks you're coming across as tough.
Just be nice, don't be twats every day of your lives. Being nice doesn't make you any less of a man. It's ok.

 

[schmunk]

It appears I've touched a nerve of a few of you who recognise your bitter selves but haven't the guts/honesty, or self awareness to have picked those options.
You sadly can't help but show your true characters even in this light hearted thread.
Being all rufty tufty must be really tiring, plus you're the only one who thinks you're coming across as tough.
Just be nice, don't be twats every day of your lives. Being nice doesn't make you any less of a man. It's ok.

It's just a bit of an odd and mean-spirited thread.