[Albion] What exactly is 'The Crystal Palace Project'

[Eagle88]

You do realise they are threads laughing at you? Schadenfreude it may be but watching your car crash of a club skid along on it's arse is funny.

The 155 page thread on Wilf was laughing at us was it? Until your mods deleted it for some unknown reason when he didn't go anywhere as we had said all along and then he scored on the opening day.

I'll ignore the car crash skid joke in the circumstances

 

[Hillian1]

We are their world

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Like Matt Le Tissier, no ambition, stick with a small club and look big.

 

[Giraffe]

Like Matt Le Tissier, no ambition, stick with a small club and look big.

This. Oh and no big clubs wanted him.

 

[Hampster Gull]

This. Oh and no big clubs wanted him.

Indeed. The only time one has he failed so why would anyone go in now

 

[rippleman]

It's actually a project to see how many different multi page threads you can start about our Palace this summer. The Zaha thread which has amassed over 100 pages in under 2 weeks is our personal favourite. Although the Meyer thread is gaining traction too I see.

It's fascinating. We don't have any threads about any of your players on our forums. Not even Gross who is clearly far better than Wilf. Or was that Will Buckley?

Mind the gap now.

Unlikely to rival the 1041 page thread you have about us on BBS you numpty

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Didn't they start a 5 year plan back in 2010?

 

[Se20]

Didn't they start a 5 year plan back in 2010?

We did, to reach the PL by 2015.
Achieved that early.

 

[clapham_gull]

Phase 1: Go into admin
Phase 2: Go into admin again
Phase 3: Apply cladding
Phase 4: Encourage fans to wear balaclavas and let off fireworks
Phase 5: Copy Brighton's West Stand
Phase 6: Discourage fans to wear balaclavas and let off fireworks but bring a drum instead.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Phase 1: Go into admin
Phase 2: Go into admin again
Phase 3: Apply cladding
Phase 4: Encourage fans to wear balaclavas and let off fireworks
Phase 5: Copy Brighton's West Stand
Phase 6: Discourage fans to wear balaclavas and let off fireworks but bring a drum instead.

You forgot
Phase 5A try to move balaclava fans into the centre of the stand, and move existing season ticket holders
Phase 5B realise you peed off the existing season ticket holders and then move to Phase 6

 

[clapham_gull]

You forgot
Phase 5A try to move balaclava fans into the centre of the stand, and move existing season ticket holders
Phase 5B realise you peed off the existing season ticket holders and then move to Phase 6

Quite happy to amend:

Phase 1: Go into admin
Phase 2: Go into admin again
Phase 3: Apply cladding
Phase 4: Move balaclava wearing pyrotechnicians to centre stand.
Phase 5: Copy Brighton's West Stand
Phase 6: Reverse Phase 4.
Phase 7: Buy drums
Phase 8: Recruit "Head of Atmosphere".

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Phase 8: Recruit "Head of Atmosphere".

Is it going to be Russ Abbott?

 

[clapham_gull]

Is it going to be Russ Abbott?

He's been move upstairs as Technical Atmosphere Director.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Is it going to be Russ Abbott?

I love a party

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Quite happy to amend:

Phase 1: Go into admin
Phase 2: Go into admin again
Phase 3: Apply cladding
Phase 4: Move balaclava wearing pyrotechnicians to centre stand.
Phase 5: Copy Brighton's West Stand
Phase 6: Reverse Phase 4.
Phase 7: Buy drums
Phase 8: Recruit "Head of Atmosphere".

In which Phase do they burn all their cash and become a one man team? Is it before the soon to be Phase 9 repeat Phase 2?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I've asked them, so I hope they oblige you. You come on to our board and then complain that some of us are annoying. Good. I hope we annoy you more and more.

If I had my way there would be an away end. Its why Im hardly on here these days. Too many Palace given free reign.

 

[oneillco]

If I had my way there would be an away end. Its why Im hardly on here these days. Too many Palace given free reign.

The problem with "Away End" boards is that hardly any away fans use them; looking at the Holmesdale version it is mainly just 15 year old Palace fans making "hilarious" seaweed and gay comments and any responses brings more abuse. A waste of time. We show greater maturity by allowing away fans on our main board and as a result most are alright and we get fewer trolls than Palace get on their forums.

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

We did, to reach the PL by 2015.
Achieved that early.

I do hope you include all those creditors you screwed over in the ‘we’. I’m sure that they are very pleased to see how their cash was used ......

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

It's Steve Parish's side venture into the entertainment industry

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That is PERFECT now where is that picture of all the Jesters dressed in Palace colours? Also...one of this clown cars with square wheels with the bonnet going up and down and fireworks going "bang" in the exhaust pipe for extra larfs.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

The problem with "Away End" boards is that hardly any away fans use them; looking at the Holmesdale version it is mainly just 15 year old Palace fans making "hilarious" seaweed and gay comments and any responses brings more abuse. A waste of time. We show greater maturity by allowing away fans on our main board and as a result most are alright and we get fewer trolls than Palace get on their forums.

Have to agree to disagree. Keep them AWAY from the main board.