What do you think the players are telling Oscar about themselves

[Grombleton]

Adam El Abd - "play me or I'll eat your children!!!"

 

[Worthingite]

Kaz : can't we just all sit down play fifa, ill get the nandos in me brudda

followed by LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!

 

[Cheshire Cat]

were loose





oops - wrong thread

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

Oscar: I like to find a way to kill opponent
Adam to Gordon: I like this one.

 

[Sweeney Todd]

Ulloa: "I score when I want."

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

"And this one time at band camp..."

 

[Kumquat]

I don't think they'll be saying anything. Just letting their feet do the talking on the training ground, giving 110% and putting a shift in hoping that he will be impressed.

 

[stss30]

Casper: "I'm the best keeper at the club, that's why Gus played me against two Premiership teams last season"

 

[supaseagull]

" Hi I'm Craig, I'd like to shake you by by the hand...

...Oops sorry I seemed to have missed"

 

[Hugh'sDad]

Kaz: I'm almost balletic......you'll love my 'dying swan'

 

[GreersElbow]

Barnes: I once went to this welsh town called Wrexham, and got us 3 points.

 

[Oscar]

George Barker: "Here, hitch up your shorts and give me that shaving foam. I'll show you something funny."

 

[YoungGull]

Barnes: I'm the prolific centre forward who always remains calm.

 

[Sam Ovett]

"Yeah no of course"

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Gus Poyet: "Oi, Oscar, what the hell do you think you're doing here?"

Oscar: "... ees complicated".

 

[knocky1]

I don't think they'll be saying anything. Just letting their feet do the talking on the training ground, giving 110% and putting a shift in hoping that he will be impressed.

I missed that f in shift on first scan.

 

[knocky1]

Barnes "We win at Leeds and get three points against Newport and we are guaranteed to go top."

Sorry missed earlier post.

 

[knocky1]

Hey we can't play without David Lopez why not give him a call and ask him what he does.

Edited for my hat trick.

 

[martyn20]

Barnes : If you want anyone to attack the ref I am your man, shit hot at it!

 

[Daffy Duck]

Harley: Hi, boss. I'm a bit of a cross between Messi and Ronaldo.