What do you think about when taking a leak at the game?

[Kumquat]

I usually think about whether to have another bovril.

 

[BattFink]

If it's during a game.. It's usually "Please don't score!!" - remember it happened to me twice at the Barnsley game at the beginning of the season

 

[16bha]

Bloody hell, why does everyone piss over the floor. This'll ruin my desert boots!!

 

[bennibenj]

normally about being first on the bus for the journey home

 

[Diego Napier]

Wish I'd set off earlier, I never make it to the bogs on time

 

[Hillian1]

Due to the recent cold snap and the extra layers I'm normaly thinking, "Please don't piss all down the front of your jeans again"

 

[Butch Willykins]

Whilst having a slash yesterday I was thinking about just how much piss is produced on a match day at the Amex. And where does it all go. I imagined a huge river of piss flowing out of the stadium and into the public sewer, a bit like the white water slalom course from the Olympics.

 

[Bladders]

Recently,prepering myself for the shock of putting my freezing cold hand through my zip and trying to find it through 6 layers of clothing.

 

[countryman]

My hands are ruddy cold.

 

[Tummy Burger]

Oh I've got to turn right after the Palace game. How dare they do that to such a great customer.

 

[Cappers]

Whilst having a slash yesterday I was thinking about just how much piss is produced on a match day at the Amex. And where does it all go. I imagined a huge river of piss flowing out of the stadium and into the public sewer, a bit like the white water slalom course from the Olympics.

Weird, I was thinking exactly the same thing and how they could harness the power it produced when flowing away. Perhaps run it through a turbine or something to produce power for the floodlights or something. Mind you I had had a few pints.
Then I started thinking about 2 for one offers in the club shop and how I would leave clockwise after the Palace match, oh, and please don't score

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I usually think " wow, that's some fabulous veining on my enormous throbber" then I worry that I've missed the entire game whilst admiring my man parts and that it is another entire 90 minutes wasted lost in self regard.

 

[BBassic]

I find it difficult pissing in public so I usually think about things that would get the flow started; waterfalls, dripping taps, that sort of thing.

 

[akipling]

I used trap 3 of these in the pub the other night.....

 

[junior]

I look across at the one or two people who are usually queing up for the shitter and wonder why on earth anyone would want to take a shit at a football stadium. Have you ever been in a cubicle at a football stadium? I have (only to smoke) and they are totally MING.

 

[tubaman]

I've normally got my gloves tucked under my arm so I'm thinking.........please don't drop my gloves.....please don't drop my gloves!

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

And if your hands get too cold to undo your zip, are you bold enough to ask the chap next to you (or a steward) for assistance?

 

[SeagullSongs]

"I wish my bladder was capable of surviving 90 minutes."

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

I look across at the one or two people who are usually queing up for the shitter and wonder why on earth anyone would want to take a shit at a football stadium. Have you ever been in a cubicle at a football stadium? I have (only to smoke) and they are totally MING.

I have a theory that they are not actually waiting for a shit but actually have something to hide penis wise that they dont want anyone seeing.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I look across at the one or two people who are usually queing up for the shitter and wonder why on earth anyone would want to take a shit at a football stadium. Have you ever been in a cubicle at a football stadium? I have (only to smoke) and they are totally MING.

Cubicle is the way we gentry urinate so that you can dab the end of your penis with toilet paper rather than having the front of your knickers soaked in post pee dribble. Also my member is about 4mm long so I like to hide away in a cubicle. Why we still use medieval 'troughs' in 2013 is a mystery. A £105m stadium and we've got troughs?! Go figure.