What do you think about when taking a leak at the game?

[cheshunt seagull]

Damn these buttons.. why didn't I choose the jeans with a zip?

 

[T soprano]

Please don't piss on my suede desert boots, please don't piss on my suede desert boots

 

[salty seagull]

Yesterday I was checking out the fella next to me and thinking " Wow, that`s some fabulous veining on his enormous throbber."

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Weird, I was thinking exactly the same thing and how they could harness the power it produced when flowing away. Perhaps run it through a turbine or something to produce power for the floodlights or something.

If they diverted it en route to the sewers through a series of radiators strategically placed around the concourses then they could heat the entire stadium for free and have enough left over for the undersoil heating.

 

[Mackenzie]

Not peeing down my trousers.

 

[pipkin112]

Last week at the Burnley game I went to the loo to have a pee, my hands were so numb with the cold that it was taking me ages to find the old boy, after a minute or so of fumbling around, I realised that I had put my boxers on back to front.

 

[Rock Lobster]

"I'm glad I don't have to clean that up"

 

[Weststander]

Read the mini posters put up by the club.

 

[Jam The Man]

Me and several others probably thought that the HT negativity in the toilets towards Ulloa yesterday would be ill-founded. "Worst striker we've had for years" according to one chap...

 

[8ace]

Why am I the only one with my trousers and pants around my ankles?

 

[Buzzer]

I was in WSL loos yesterday after the game and thought to myself "I wonder what that could be?"

So I had a closer look and discovered it was an invite to piss on Murray and Zaha.

So I did. It would have been rude not to.

 

[T soprano]

Why am I the only one with my trousers and pants around my ankles?

I did see that once in the toilets at Green park underground station my son & I were literally pissing ourselves laughing

 

[JCL]

Due to the recent cold snap and the extra layers I'm normaly thinking, "Please don't piss all down the front of your jeans again"

This.

 

[Diego Napier]

I usually think " wow, that's some fabulous veining on my enormous throbber" then I worry that I've missed the entire game whilst admiring my man parts and that it is another entire 90 minutes wasted lost in self regard.

Sounds like a new one. If you've had it all your life then you should be used to it by now. Transplant?

 

[Neil]

would be majorly pissed off if you went for a leak during yesterdays game around the 75th minute

 

[brightonmark1234]

i think about please dont score and also haven't missed a goal when go for leak at the amex

 

[Kumquat]

I've just finally got round to admitting to my girlfriend that i posted this thread and she said "surely all you think about while taking a leak is how massive your cock is".

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

A big hello to the fella at the urinal next to me (East Upper) who predicted directly after our second goal and a minute before our third that we would win 4-1 I saw both of these goals but only just------old age/weak bladder/cold weather/six pints etc.

 

[Bill Cassidy's tie up]

Cubicle is the way we gentry urinate so that you can dab the end of your penis with toilet paper rather than having the front of your knickers soaked in post pee dribble. Also my member is about 4mm long so I like to hide away in a cubicle. Why we still use medieval 'troughs' in 2013 is a mystery. A £105m stadium and we've got troughs?! Go figure.

Lol why do I always end up in the kids one at the end about a foot off the floor

 

[Kumquat]

Lol why do I always end up in the kids one at the end about a foot off the floor

I always end up at that one too but i think that's because my cock is twelve inches long and i'm a big fan of irony. I think that's what is at least.