What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

[tedebear]

A lickalotapuss





(Someone just sent it to me and given how sombre today is and it made me laugh - I thought I'd share it - no offence to anyone!! )

 

[nail-Z]

I'm offended.

 

[Les Biehn]

I'm offended but only coz the last time I heard that joke it was in 1924.

 

[Napper]

ban , you generalised lesbians

 

[nail-Z]

I'm offended.

Oopsy. I forgot to add the

 

[Skint Gull]

Sorry Tedebear, the souce for the new jokes is not so good as the old one cos that's crap! Doesn't even sound like a Dinosaur name!

 

[Man of Harveys]

But can you imagine the size of a dinosaur's AXEWOUND?

 

[desprateseagull]

lesbosaur/sore?
bisexosaurus
cunnilingusaur

 

[Hampden Park]

beanflickasaurus

 

[Les Biehn]

Anyway I always thought it was Doyoulickalotofpuss.

 

[Titanic]

Anything you like, she's been dead 65 million years

 

[Gazwag]

does it bleed for a week and not die










opps

 

[Dave the OAP]

I fell out of the cot laughing at that one, whilst hiding from the Zeppelin overhead

 

[tedebear]

Tough audience

 

[Blackadder]

I'm offended but only coz the last time I heard that joke it was in 1924.

Blimey another bloke that's a lot older than I thought!

 

[Parson Henry]

Blimey another bloke that's a lot older than I thought!

You're a lot older than I thought Buzza!!

 

[Blackadder]

You're a lot older than I thought Buzza!!

I'll have you know that I'm coming in to my Prime!

 

[Man of Harveys]

You're a lot colder than I thought.

 

[Parson Henry]

I'll have you know that I'm coming in to my Prime!

Please, please children read this.

 

[Blackadder]

Please, please children read this.

Do they? Well you can explain what A lickalotapuss is then!