What did you want to be....

[Lush]

I wanted to be a journalist. But then I realised that it involved getting off your arse. So I became an advertising copywriter instead.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I wanted to be a booze hound.

A miniscule, yet effective terrier caked in the drunken blood of foxes.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I wanted to be a journalist. But then I realised that it involved getting off your arse. So I became an advertising copywriter instead.

Ah a woman writing hotdog near her anus.
Shall we damn-well wed, meaty madam?!

 

[Man of Harveys]

How many attempts do you take to say the words "DOCTOR" and "BEAT"?

As the record so unforgivingly captures, the lovely Gloria struggled most times to get even her generous mouth around that opening syllable without a run-up.

 

[Les Biehn]

Thats very sweet.

The last bit sound slike something Les Biehn might say...

If your not careful I might put my meat in your roll.

I wanted to be something creative, artist, graphic designer, illustrator or actor. But as I got older I decided I really wanted to be a film director.

 

[Meade's Ball]

How many attempts do you take to say the words "DOCTOR" and "BEAT"?

As the record so unforgivingly captures, the lovely Gloria struggled most times to get even her generous mouth around that opening syllable without a run-up.

I held an argument with my local doctor last Thursday in order for my seizure or stubborn collapse to be examined. At no point did i dare to utter a beating. Next time though. Neck time.

 

[Monsieur Leclerc]

If your not careful I might put my meat in your roll.

I wanted to be something creative, artist, graphic designer, illustrator or actor. But as I got older I decided I really wanted to be a film director.

The mind boggles.

I would have assumed a film director can be extremely creative.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I would have assumed a film director can be extremely creative.

??

 

[Monsieur Leclerc]

??

Not all! I would refuse to work for him. He would not let me use my many disguises, that bring so much to TV.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Wanted to become a journalist, and somehow managed it.

Plus I wanted to become an Albion goal-scoring hero

 

[Meade's Ball]

Not all! I would refuse to work for him. He would not let me use my many disguises, that bring so much to TV.

What if he made a big-screen Happy Days and wanted you to be Arnold Miyagi?

 

[Monsieur Leclerc]

What if he made a big-screen Happy Days and wanted you to be Arnold Miyagi?

I would lose my onions and take on the guise of Arnold. Telling all my kinfolk that I was the legendary Mr Miyagi, for a while.


God rest his soul

 

[Les Biehn]

The mind boggles.

I would have assumed a film director can be extremely creative.

They can be, I didn't mean it as in I would settle on that it was more I hadn't thought of it til I was about 14/15.