[News] What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

[Stat Brother]

https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-2/

 

[Springal]

A few posters on here still stuck in their own rectums. Or talk from them

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Wow amazing a Unicorn?

 

[Swansman]

Your mum

 

[Acker79]

"we"? So I wasn't the only one...

 

[PTC Gull]

ROLLING PIN.

 

[Stat Brother]

Penis

PLASTIC FORK
SPORK
FOUR PLASTIC SPOONS
MARBLE
SCREW AND PIECE OF PEN
TAPE AND PAPER
“PUT A CHOPSTICK IN HIS URETHRA LAST NIGHT TO MAKE HIS PENIS LONGER AND WAS UNABLE TO REMOVE IT”
BEADS ON STRING
CLOTHING PRICE TAG
END OF A RAT TAIL COMB
TWO TWEEZERS
“HEADPHONES CORD TO PREVENT WET DREAMS”
NAILS
HEX KEY
DART
BREAD TWIST TIE
PIECE OF METAL FROM COVID MASK
“WHILE MASTURBATING WITH A SEWING NEEDLE HE LOST CONTROL OF THE NEEDLE AND IT DISAPPEARED INTO THE MEATUS OF HIS PENIS”



We've all done it

 

[PTC Gull]

Had a thought just come into my mind....where the hell does SB get this stuff? and why did I find it both funny and "WTF"?

 

[Stat Brother]

Had a thought just come into my mind....where the hell does SB get this stuff? and why did I find it both funny and "WTF"?

QI on Twitter.

 

[AmexRuislip]

A few posters on here still stuck in their own rectums. Or talk from them

How it going

 

[Motogull]

Surely a few marbles up the aris will be plopped out when you go next.

I'll give it a go.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Doc Johnson Triple Ripple

 

[Jack Straw]

"On the twelth day of Christmas, I stuck this up my arse,
PLASTIC FORKS
SPORKs
FOUR PLASTIC SPOONS
MARBLES
SCREW AND PIECE OF PEN
TAPE AND PAPER
“PUT A CHOPSTICK IN HIS URETHRA LAST NIGHT TO MAKE HIS PENIS LONGER AND WAS UNABLE TO REMOVE IT”
BEADS ON STRING
CLOTHING PRICE TAG
END OF A RAT TAIL COMB
TWO TWEEZERS
“HEADPHONES CORD TO PREVENT WET DREAMS”
NAILS
HEX KEY
DART
BREAD TWIST TIE
and a PIECE OF METAL FROM COVID MASK."

 

[Is it PotG?]

“FOREIGN BODY IN HIS RECTUM. HE STATES HE ‘BELIEVES IT IS A VAPE’ AND IS NOT ANSWERING ANY QUESTIONS.”

Schmokinnnnnnnnnnnnnn'

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

With Crispy Cock it was a toothbrush. Southampton General circa 1984. My brother worked in the bums and willies ward back then.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Surely a few marbles up the aris will be plopped out when you go next.

I'll give it a go.

This could be merged with the Monopoly thread.
As far as I am aware there are no rules on how you have to throw the dice.

 

[Albion my Albion]

the bums and willies ward.

I wonder if this could be put on a Monopoly card.

"You have been caught sticking a plastic fork up your bum. Please report to the bums and willies ward to have it removed and pay the banker 100 quid."

 

[Garage_Doors]

No lego bricks?

 

[Jack Straw]

I looked for "My hamster" at the top of list, but it wasn't up there.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I looked for "My hamster" at the top of list, but it wasn't up there.

If you have lost your hamster I doubt that it is up someone's arse.
Sorry for your loss though.