What are you wearing?

[Dick Head]

I'm wearing Umbro joggers and a Fairy string vest because it's so ****ing hot. Some people must be having to wear a uniform because they are at work. Some people will be wearing far too many clothes because it's the 'fashion'. Some people will be wearing lingerie and touching themselves. What are you wearing?

 

[BN9 BHA]

I'm wearing Umbro joggers and a Fairy string vest because it's so ****ing hot. Some people must be having to wear a uniform because they are at work. Some people will be wearing far too many clothes because it's the 'fashion'. Some people will be wearing lingerie and touching themselves. What are you wearing?

Why are you wearing joggers and not shorts if you are hot?

 

[ManOfSussex]

Adidas Samba, Shorts, Albion shirt (Zamora 25 15/16 edition) red wine down the front now. It'll wash out. Agree it's hot.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Why are you wearing joggers and not shorts if you are hot?

he's been out looking through peoples windows
regards
DR

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

adidas samba, shorts, albion shirt (zamora 25 15/16 edition) red wine down the front now. It'll wash out. Agree it's hot.

not a full kit wanker then
regards
DR

 

[ManOfSussex]

he's been out looking through peoples windows
regards
DR

What are you wearing?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

what are you wearing?

a smile
regards
DR

 

[ManOfSussex]

not a full kit wanker then
regards
DR

No - I've got a smile on my face as I've been drinking. What about you?

 

[Reagulls]

https://youtu.be/WeUAso9rx-E

 

[Gabbafella]

Shorts and a t-shirt which says "what do we want? A cure for tourettes. When do we want it? C***.

Just about to get in bed and watch a film though so my Mrs will be enjoying the wonderful sight of my birthday suit. Lucky lady.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Adidas Samba, Shorts, Albion shirt (Zamora 25 15/16 edition) red wine down the front now. It'll wash out. Agree it's hot.

Playing football this evening?

 

[ManOfSussex]

a smile
regards
DR

I thought you were well hard though?

 

[AmexRuislip]

I'm wearing Umbro joggers and a Fairy string vest

You mean like this.........

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Well, they're black & lacey, I'll let your imagination do the rest


Shouldn't you save that question for the phone?

 

[AmexRuislip]

T shirt and joggers, with a hot bag of cement on my lap, that is the bloody cat!

 

[Icy Gull]

Well, they're black & lacey, I'll let your imagination do the rest

Shame that I am imagining that you are a bloke.

 

[ManOfSussex]

Playing football this evening?

Sadly not. I'm a bit like Sam Baldock - I can run around and do anything but I can't play and kick a ball about.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

playing football this evening?

he's probably got a couple of balls to play with
regards
DR

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

i thought you were well hard though?

first thing in the morning is my prime time
regards
DR

 

[ManOfSussex]

he's probably got a couple of balls to play with
regards
DR

I'm not playing with yours though.