[Humour] What are the three unlikeliest events that you can think of ?

[Brok]

Junior being "Potter In"
Swansman being "Potter Out"
The discovery of intelligent alien life

2/3 ain't bad.

 

[Lenny Rider]

The canonisation by the Pope of the late Bernard Manning

Rishi Sunak living in Number 10 Downing Street

Usain Bolt being stripped of his Olympic titles due to the use of PEDs

 

[Clive Walker]

Potter to criticise our 'personality' post match.

England winning a world cup

A British Royal Family in 2050

 

[sydney]

the ghost of jimmy saville unicycling up west street with a traffic cone on its head

a wheelchair bound ex WWF star catching a humboldt squid in Trafalgar square fountain.

west Yorkshire police doing the right thing .....ever.

 

[Clive Walker]

BJ to resign

 

[GT49er]

POTG at the Amex (OK, maybe card only, no cash) with no personal details, life-history, registration, membership or whatever.
Utility companies, govt. departments, insurance companies, Virgin, etc. taking on sufficient call-centre staff to deal with 'an unprecedented level of calls'.
Finally beating Chelsea in a league match (although I'm still hoping on that one!)

 

[lawros left foot]

Our Prime Minister showing any sign of shame.


Nadine Dorries showing any sign of intelligence.


Pritti Patel showing any sign of compassion.

A Tory making a proper, heartfelt apology, instead of” I’m sorry if you’re upset with what I said/did/wrote”.


I know it’s 4 but none of them are ever going to happen.

 

[MJsGhost]

The Albion winning the Premier League

My dust bin being emptied by Adur Council

Hair reappearing on my bonce

Me reading your user name and not thinking "Why not just SouthStandy?" (was it taken?!)

 

[Crawley Dingo]

Seeing a Portsmouth fan that does not look like he needs a bath.

 

[Dave the hatosaurus]

Me reading your user name and not thinking "Why not just SouthStandy?" (was it taken?!)

someones been watching to much house of games !

now my 3 :-
people on social media not believing all the shite that gets put on there and passing on conspiracy theories
the whole world pulling together to save the environment and thus ultimately ourselves
boris opening his mouth without a lie coming out

 

[Blue3]

1, Boris Johnson voluntary offers to resign
2. Tory MPs vote to remove him in a vote of no confidence
3. It’s discovered that the Earth is indeed flat

 

[zefarelly]

the ghost of jimmy saville unicycling up west street with a traffic cone on its head

a wheelchair bound ex WWF star catching a humboldt squid in Trafalgar square fountain.

west Yorkshire police doing the right thing .....ever.

3 will definitely never happen

The other two? . . . I think you've seen them through the haze

 

[cunning fergus]

[MENTION=12825]cunning fergus[/MENTION] NOT being angry with his lot.

That’s one....

HT NOT obsessing about people he doesn’t like on football forums in the early hours of a morning.

 

[bobby baxter]

Leeds fans applauding the opposing team off the pitch at Elland Road

Daily Mail running an editorial celebrating the achievements of the Blair government

Sussex CC providing key players responsible for the 5 0 Ashes series victory.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Virtue signalling on NSC errrr that's it I think

Regards
DF

 

[pasty]

Burnley sacking Sea.......

Oh.