What an easy train journey home!

[Lord Bracknell]

Final whistle ... into Dick's Bar;
First in the queue to be served;
Settle into a comfy seat, to enjoy a pint of Harveys;
10.30 - walk down to the station;
10.32 - wait for two minutes to be allowed on to the platform;
10.37 - reach platform and walk to the end where the front of the train will arrive;
10.43 - train arrives, get on, find a seat;
10.44 - train leaves;
10.50 - arrive in Lewes;
Walk to car, parked 5 minutes away;
15 minutes later - back indoors.

The only thing I don't understand is why so many people wanting to go to Eastbourne let the Seaford train go and waited for the first direct train from Falmer to Eastbourne. If they'd have got on the Seaford train, like we did, they'd have found a Lewes - Eastbourne train waiting for them at Lewes and would have got home half an hour earlier.

 

[Easy 10]

This is kind of akin to coming home to find out your daughter has been raped, but amongst the horror and devastation, being pleased and relieved to discover that the wife at least remembered to record The One Show.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

This is kind of akin to coming home to find out your daughter has been raped, but amongst the horror and devastation, being pleased and relieved to discover that the wife at least remembered to record The One Show.

that is an exceptional post........one of the best i've EVER seen

 

[00snook]

This is kind of akin to coming home to find out your daughter has been raped, but amongst the horror and devastation, being pleased and relieved to discover that the wife at least remembered to record The One Show.

Genius.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Every cloud, Easy ... every cloud.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i got the 22.07 train, moved to the end of the platform, as advised by the stewards and was on a ridiculously empty carriage........f***ing madness when so many people were still waiting

seriously this carriage even had empty SEATS

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Final whistle ... into Dick's Bar;
First in the queue to be served;
Settle into a comfy seat, to enjoy a pint of Harveys;
10.30 - walk down to the station;
10.32 - wait for two minutes to be allowed on to the platform;
10.37 - reach platform and walk to the end where the front of the train will arrive;
10.43 - train arrives, get on, find a seat;
10.44 - train leaves;
10.50 - arrive in Lewes;
Walk to car, parked 5 minutes away;
15 minutes later - back indoors.

The only thing I don't understand is why so many people wanting to go to Eastbourne let the Seaford train go and waited for the first direct train from Falmer to Eastbourne. If they'd have got on the Seaford train, like we did, they'd have found a Lewes - Eastbourne train waiting for them at Lewes and would have got home half an hour earlier.

I find your blind faith in the train service quite touching m'lud. Bless. But that 10.30 thing is going to leave you snookered sooner rather than later. The trains WILL up-f*** on that line. Its only a matter of time. But good luck anyways.

 

[Chesney Christ]

This is kind of akin to coming home to find out your daughter has been raped, but amongst the horror and devastation, being pleased and relieved to discover that the wife at least remembered to record The One Show.

Pure Genius. Glad you're here.

 

[DerbyGull]

Final whistle ... into Dick's Bar;
First in the queue to be served;
Settle into a comfy seat, to enjoy a pint of Harveys;
10.30 - walk down to the station;
10.32 - wait for two minutes to be allowed on to the platform;
10.37 - reach platform and walk to the end where the front of the train will arrive;
10.43 - train arrives, get on, find a seat;
10.44 - train leaves;
10.50 - arrive in Lewes;
Walk to car, parked 5 minutes away;
15 minutes later - back indoors.

The only thing I don't understand is why so many people wanting to go to Eastbourne let the Seaford train go and waited for the first direct train from Falmer to Eastbourne. If they'd have got on the Seaford train, like we did, they'd have found a Lewes - Eastbourne train waiting for them at Lewes and would have got home half an hour earlier.

That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

This is kind of akin to coming home to find out your daughter has been raped, but amongst the horror and devastation, being pleased and relieved to discover that the wife at least remembered to record The One Show.

Work of absolute genius.

PS. His Lordship did manage to leave out one vital piece of information though: 11.15 pm sat down at computer to eat buttered bun.

 

[Simster]

This is kind of akin to coming home to find out your daughter has been raped, but amongst the horror and devastation, being pleased and relieved to discover that the wife at least remembered to record The One Show.

pmsl

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

This is kind of akin to coming home to find out your daughter has been raped, but amongst the horror and devastation, being pleased and relieved to discover that the wife at least remembered to record The One Show.

How spoilt we are to have a poster who regularly comes up with such absolute gems.

 

[Easy 10]

Well, thanks for the kind remarks. Just thought it was a bit of a deckchairs-on-the-titanic thread from our Lord that did precious little to lift my black mood.

And thats not even racist.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

This is kind of akin to coming home to find out your daughter has been raped, but amongst the horror and devastation, being pleased and relieved to discover that the wife at least remembered to record The One Show.

This post is the only good thing that's happened today.